Where...?

[FindingMyOwnPath]

Ok, so I been going out with this very kind and sweet girl for sometime and we want to have sex. We are both virgins and we have a problem, where to do it? We have two possible places (no car).

My own dorm room but it right next to the common room and the main entrance for people entering the dorm-house I live in. If she's loud, I'm thinking it would probably will cause some awkwardness from their impression of me if people hear it especially this early before many have even met me.

The other place is her apartment but her parents live there, but they come home late, probably most ideal, but we worry that they might be able to detect something from some kind of mark or smell. How much detectable traces can this leave behind?

Yeah, this is very newbish questions, but all have to start somewhere. So give me a break, which would be the better idea.

 

[nightcrawler]

just bang her behind a dumpster. Think of it as taking a piss.

 

[Jitterbug]

Rent a room somewhere for a night.

 

[Aragon034]

when i first started getting laid i did it in some VERY peculiar places, so don't worry about it as much. No sense getting grey hairs.

i can think of a few options,

1: Take her out in your car for a long driving date. hopefully it's a car where you can pull the seat down or something. Just make sure you're in a relatively safe area where no cops of hookhanded murderers are going to hang you from a tree on top of the car.

2.: Rent a room at a hotel. Not a motel, a Hotel. Much nicer and hopefully your first time won't be remembered as a couple of hours in a cheap motel.

3: I really don't see why you can't in your dorm room. It's college! everybody knows everybody else is having sex. Just don't let it get in the way of your studies. Be honest with her and tell her you need to keep it quiet. Hell if it were me i'd WANT a few screams coming from my room every now and again. Keep everybody else on their toes.

4: The dumpster is a bit extreme, maybe not for the first time you guys do it, but adding some unlikely places can make it all the funner.

 

[romangod]

On the beach at night.



Cheers!

 

[Love]

Close your eyes and imagine it happening. Where are you guys? Do it in that place.

 

[shaunuk]

just do it in your dorm room, if people here her screaming you'll just be known as a pimp...word spreads in college...what could possibly be bad about having a rep as a bit of a legend?