"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WHERE to START ? -- A « VIRGIN-NOOB » NEEDS your HELP !

The_Schramm

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INTRODUCTION​

Hi. My name is Christian. I'm a 25 y.o. professional living in Montréal, Quebec.

Despite being an adept of Nautilus/HIT Training, and having successfully built - what most consider to be - a very handsome and sexy body...

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SINGLE ALL MY LIFE... AND, YES, I'M STILL A VIRGIN TOO...​

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EPISODE 1​

I've been ONLINE DATING for YEARS. On every website you can imagine ( Badoo, Plenty of Fish, Tinder, DoYouLookGood, etc. ).

Recently, I've tried another tactic... which almost worked !

Because, I have what most women would consider an « attractive body », I started taking selfies of me, almost completely naked... and posted it EVERYWHERE on FACEBOOK !

Chicks FINALLY started to add me... Some were living as far as 6 hours from me, but I DIDN'T CARE !

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EPISODE 2​

I started to CHAT with HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of girls. From everywhere within Quebec ( French-Canada )... I said to them that I was interested in meeting them... and I really didn't care how far they lived. As long as I had a place to stay and sleep, I was fine with it ! ---> For me, going there to meet them was like a week-end vacation for me !

Unfortunately... even if most were attracted to my pictures... only a very small number of girls finally were willing to meet me in real life.

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EPISODE 3​

Every date started in almost the same way... and ended the same way too!
When the girl first met me, she would often say and wonder « how come no girl never wanted to be with you... Girls most have been crazy! »...

But, as the date progressed, the girl seemed less and less interested... After a few hours, the girl would almost always say... « Well I got to go now »...

And most, from then on, just start to ignore my messages on FaceBook and on their cellphones...

Very few even cared to answer « what they disliked in me » !

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EPISODE 4: AN ANGEL CAME... SLEPT... AND REJECTED ME​

Last week-end. I almost met an Angel. We were talking on FaceBook about going camping together. She lived at 3 hours from me, but I didn't care...
She was such a Beauty. An Angel from Heaven.

Friday, after work, I get in my car... and drove to her father's house.
There, I arrived at midnight. The father - and her - were heavy smokers. The house was full of smoke...

I sit there and the father starts to talk with me...
In a very vulgar tone, he says that - he too - was single for a long time... And was tired of masturbating, but prefer to masturbate than to **** ugly *****es...
The daughter approved.

Then, her and me, left to her mother's trailer. There, we - she ! :rolleyes: - installed the tent... and we slept together the first night!

I was so shy... She was all naked and was holding me tight... She even took my hand and put it inside her *****... She was so beautiful; a real cutie :crazy:


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EPISODE 5: THE AWAKENING​

When we got up, none of us have slept. We were sleeping directly on rocks and couldn't closed our eyes... She told me : « I hope you don't mind if I take some speed to speed me up ! »

I was somewhat shocked... since I am a non-drinker, non-smoker and never took drugs in my life... But I reply that I didn't mind!

Then the kids came and her mother too, out of the trailer...
We, each of the family, took a shower before starting our day...

Unfortunately, the mother left... and we were left obliged to take care of the children :eek:

So we took them inside my car... as we went to McDonald's... - with their dog too :mad: - ...
After we went to the river to swim, but I had to take care of the children all day long... I became a little annoy as the time went by, but tried not to show it that much.

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EPISODE 6 : THE DRUG_ADDICT​

Later, we went back to the trailer for supper... and the mother had some trouble feeding us all... She and S. ( the girl who invited me ) were willing to eat less to feed me, but I refuse. They insisted, but I said I was not angry... and gave back half of my plate...
Finally, we all ate equally !


Later, we were in camping area, we met other people there.
Most people were impressed with me. I was her 100th guy she brought there, but I was the « best » they all told me...

Already, she seemed doubtful of a long-term relationship. « He's amazing... but he lives far too »

Than, we met with other of her friends... Some were smoking weed, other were taking speed... Other were sniffing coke. But ALL took massive quantities of alcohol !

No one, in the group, took as much drug, as my little angel though...
And she quickly was unable to walk.

She wanted more cigarettes, though, so she told a guy that she wanted to use her car. She told her that I would drive - since I never drink - and that she'll go buy cigarettes for everyone...

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EPISODE 7: SHE WANTS TO ****... in public!​

At the dep, in public, she started screaming she wanted sex... now!
When I told her that it was illegal in a public space. She replied « no it isn't »...

Finally we bought her cigarettes and left...

In the car, she was so sick.. She opened the door and vomitted on the main road... I wanted to stop, but she refused...

The next day, she told all that to her mom... Who didn't seem the least surprised.

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EPISODE 8 : THE END​

Finally we didn't ****ed... because she was sick as a horse...

The next morning, she was still dizzy... but her mood wasn't excellent...

Mine neither ! It was a terrible night for me... So, we were both, somewhat, in a bad mood...

As soon as the tent was un-installed, I decided to go back home...
She seemed sad and we hugged...

She's still my friend on FaceBook... but doesn't write to me much anymore...

When I insisted why, she just replied that too much was going on in her life ( her dog escaped which is true! ) and she doesn't have time to respond much...

---> She was such a Beauty... When she first saw me, she hold me tight and asked how could no girl ever wanted me ! She was clearly attracted by me... and wanted sex... Un fortunately, because of everything that happened, it never happened...

When I left, I was somewhat disappointed by this week-end... The kids, then the drugs, etc.
I wasn't sure if I wanted to return...

But, now, I'm think about it... and I SOOOO would like to go back there :(

I miss her SOOOO MUCHHHH... She was such an angel... but, like every girl that I met before... NO ONE ever WANTED to MEET ME for a 2nd TIME...


What am I doing so wrong ?

I need help !

Thanks !
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ghost.

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Is this for real? seriously like is this **** for real?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Poop1337

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Yes don't go around telling girls how hard you have it and that you're a virgin. Take this single mother drug addict who invites 100's of guys over off the pedestal. Also when a girl you want to have sex with wants to screw outside never say but that's illegal.
 
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