where to get laid in Montréal

[thegamedontwait]

Montreal seems to have a reputation of being the adult entertainment capital of canada if not all of north america. So..where's a good place to get laid (without having to pay of course). Plus, what's the deal with those strip clubs? I hear a full contact lap dance, which often leads to a bit more than just watching and touching the stripper is only 10 canadian dollars...any advice on that when I'm headed for Montreal?

 

[organizedconfusion]

come on dude, montreal is freakin' huge..there must be a place to find girls to fvck...:woo: it's not where you go,but how you carry yourself..:rock:

 

[LeviathanIYG]

Where to find women in Montreal?

Damn that a great question, I've been there once and let me tell you I didn't see one woman. I asked a guy "where are all the women?" he said “nobody knows once they hit puberty they disappear. I mean there isn’t any places were women usually are in Montreal anyway. There are no streets, malls or clubs, basically Montreal is one big sausage fest.

Just out of curiosity, do you realize when you’re about to ask a stupid question?

 

[thegamedontwait]

Any grown ups in here who are familiar with Montreal and maybe got some useful advice? I'll appreciate it...

 

[LeviathanIYG]

Like everywhere in the world you meet women in streets, clubs and malls. There is no place where all the super hot horny women in Canada congregate waiting for guys like you to pick them up.

I wasn’t being rude before just realistic.

 

[Docs]

Where to find women in Montreal?

Damn that a great question, I've been there once and let me tell you I didn't see one woman. I asked a guy "where are all the women?" he said “nobody knows once they hit puberty they disappear. I mean there isn’t any places were women usually are in Montreal anyway. There are no streets, malls or clubs, basically Montreal is one big sausage fest.

Just out of curiosity, do you realize when you’re about to ask a stupid question?

I dunno. My buddy was down there and the streets were flowing with eye-fvcking candy.

 

[thegamedontwait]

@Docs: yeah that's one of the reason why I'm going there (not the only one though). Plus Montreal is famous for its strip clubs where you can get a lapdance from a supermodel looking female for 7 or 8 Euros and are expected to touch her as much as you can ('full contact') and quite sometimes can end up getting a hj a bj or a tit**** if the girl likes you (thinks youre attractive..). Of course it's real 'AFC' to pay any amount of money for a girl to do that I know but my goal is to get a tight stripper to want me to sleep with her ;-) and if it dont work I couldnt care less cause itll prolly still be fun...

Plus I was wondering if anybody knew if there was any truth at all to this urban legend (if it is one): http://montreal-clubs.com/messageboard/viewtopic.php?p=1733&sid=d972212cbc8609b509201c0273b5dade

Anyways, there's always clubs which are pretty good for hook-ups whereas others arent..plus Montreal is known to be one of the best adult entertainment/sex capitals in north america...so answering my question by telling me chicks can be found in any place without knowing anything about the city aint that helpful...

 

[picard]

montreal has lots of hot model type women compare to anywhere in Canada. You can't get laid in strip joint. it will cost you a decent amount of money to get awesome laid. strip joint is meant for entertainment rather than getting laid. I recommend you hook up with escort girls such as www.frenchkissmontreal or leganza girls. Do a search in yahoo canada and you will find lots of montreal girls. They are hottttt !!

 

[diablo]

Ae...

 

[nishbuk]

Ah...Welcome to my turf.

1) St. Laurent
2) Crescent St.

That's really all you need to know.

 

[flyinshark]

Just walk on Ste. Catherine street on a friday or saturday. That street is full of top model looking girls. Not to mention all the strip clubs and everything else you might be interested in.

 

[wooly]

montreal has lots of hot model type women compare to anywhere in Canada. You can't get laid in strip joint. it will cost you a decent amount of money to get awesome laid. strip joint is meant for entertainment rather than getting laid. I recommend you hook up with escort girls such as www.frenchkissmontreal or leganza girls. Do a search in yahoo canada and you will find lots of montreal girls. They are hottttt !!

there are a few "full service strip clubs" on the outside of montreal. im not sure where a close one to downtown is. and i know of one about half way between ottawa and montreal, never been there but alot of people i know have, its kind of a just turned 18 thing to do in ottawa i guess.


edit: wrong quote