"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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where to fvck her?

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Big Eee Zee

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dont say the poop chute.

Anyways, my g/f of a long while recently made the decision she doesnt want to "do things" at her house anymore. Simply because her memories as a child, its strange, we have to sneak around etc, female bull****. And my parents are always home, so thats out. And we both can NOT afford a place. So, i need some locations to do her at, namely for the summer. I've already done dock, boat, car, field, bench etc. Is there anything good im forgetting? Outside is ok, but i rather like the indoors too. Can you guys think of ANYTHING im forgetting?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Try a friends house...
 
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Fitting rooms at a clothing store? That would be okay for a quickie I suppose since if you stay in there a long time they'll think you're stealing something.

I would say ask a friend to let you use his place. Promise him you won't do it on his/her bed and pay him a couple of bucks, maybe like $10 or $20 or something. That way its cheaper than a place.

Have you really looked into motels though? If you schedule ahead of time or if you go to a really cheap one you can get a room for like $50 or so per night, and that comes with cable tv!!! I suppose if you can't get any for a while, this would be a good solution every now and then, but otherwise keep trying to find places for free.
 
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hmm...

Go for a picnic type thing where there is no-one around, bring some candles along, maybe some soft music in the background, a nice fold up mattress or a thick blanket, and u should be set;) .. And the best thing is, is that there is ALWAYS somewhere to go for a "picnic" at:D


Laterz...
 
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public washrooms, but an older friends place would work best for you. Why can't you do her in your room with the door closed when your parents are home? Also, I wouldn't give up entirely on her place, you just need to get her attention away from her memories, don't talk, just get her focussed solely on her enjoyment of what your doing to her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I had sex with my parents home. We did the same thing with her. No biggie when your bedroom is on a different floor.

How about getting a used SUV and throw a mattress in the back of it? It was a lot of fun when I did that!
 
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Did i see right? ... *lol* ...

Desdinova said:
I had sex with my parents
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:crackup::D:D:crackup:



Sorry, just had to do that:whistle:


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fvck her in the pussi were do you think man :p anwyays joking aside, book a motel or something, behind a bush, anywere ! use your creativity
 
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Desdinova said:
Well, at least I didn't have sex with your parents. Your dad might actually like me :D
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lol... yeah.... especially when you wear that tight pink top and that "manly" G-string;) ... *G*

:rockon:


Laterz...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah, i like the picnic thing

and i dont need a friends house, i can find a place, i dont want this to affect my friends. Bros before hos man. and the SUV idea is good, i've been meaning to get a ****ty jeep for commuting to school, now i have two reasons.


And dont worry, im definately working on getting her de-sensitized to all her memories. Its just a lot of work, shes so emotional.

But you all know about that...
 
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