"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Where to bang this girl

actionjaxson

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Found a girl from the internet, we both want to **** but her parents are always home and my mom is home alot too plus I dont want her in my house. I asked her about a motel and she said she would come with me. But I dont know if a motel is a good idea? Help me lose my virginity!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KontrollerX

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Motel seems to be your only option unless you've got a friend or cousin that lives close by whose parents are never home and who can lend you his/her room for an hour.
 

hbxdoode

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who gives a sh!t when you bang her... bang her in your car, behind her house, behind a bush, on your roof, you can bang her anywhere bro, why you thinking so much? if you can't even come up with a place to bang her, then am guessing you'll probably last 1 minute at most, so don't even waste your time and money renting a motel... one thing for sure is that after you fvck, you gotta nut all over her mouth and make her swallow it!
 
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