"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Found a girl from the internet, we both want to **** but her parents are always home and my mom is home alot too plus I dont want her in my house. I asked her about a motel and she said she would come with me. But I dont know if a motel is a good idea? Help me lose my virginity!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Motel seems to be your only option unless you've got a friend or cousin that lives close by whose parents are never home and who can lend you his/her room for an hour.
 
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who gives a sh!t when you bang her... bang her in your car, behind her house, behind a bush, on your roof, you can bang her anywhere bro, why you thinking so much? if you can't even come up with a place to bang her, then am guessing you'll probably last 1 minute at most, so don't even waste your time and money renting a motel... one thing for sure is that after you fvck, you gotta nut all over her mouth and make her swallow it!
 
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