"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Where the hell do I f*ck her? (Logistics Issue)

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MrP

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I've been wondering for a while how to do this. The two usual places for people to get it on are either;

- At your place
- In your car

The problem is I live with my parents and don't have a driver's license quite yet. I'm trying to figure out how I can escalate and unless my mom gets a job, I'll have to wait 6 months for an opportunity. Where can I go?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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eaglez1177

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Tell your mom that you need some damn privacy. I dont get why guys have such a hard time bangin chicks in your own house. If your parents are very nosy and insecure, and constantly check up on you two, then that is totally wrong, and you need to talk to them to try to compromise for some privacy.
 
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her place

movie theatre

mall (bathrooms, changing rooms)

friend's car that you borrow

woods (late night picnic, look at stars. bring a blanket and watch out for ticks, lol)

or do what eaglez said and tell your parents to f*ck off


idk if you'd be able to full on f*ck her in most of those places, but you'll probably be able to get a hj or bj
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Where the hell do I f*ck her?
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In the pu$$y. If you have to ask that question, you really aren't ready for this site. Or sex. Or life.
 
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**** her in the middle of your town preferably in the afternoon.

Just bang her at your house, your mum will be pleased to find out that you get gash, you are not gay and you are manly enough to **** a beautiful chick.

Its not like you are planning on having sex in the living room right infront of your mum, guh! a quite creepy thought....

So good luck man
 
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exactly, my friend. just out of curiosity how fit is your HB?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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CuriousGirl

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****ynfunny said:
**** her in the middle of your town preferably in the afternoon.

Just bang her at your house, your mum will be pleased to find out that you get gash, you are not gay and you are manly enough to **** a beautiful chick.

Its not like you are planning on having sex in the living room right infront of your mum, guh! a quite creepy thought....

So good luck man
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Ahahaha, I heard in some place in south america I think, it's customary for a parent to be present when their duaghter loses her virginity. Imagine how embarrassing that would be, your mum sat down watching with a cup of tea and probably nagging you to keep the sheets clean.

OP her place. Does your mum not go out at all?
 
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