"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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where the hell are my sideburns?!

Jay-X

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i am 18 years old and i like to know if this is normal. i started the upper lip and the chin when i was 15yr old and now they grow faster than the average for guys of my age (not that much, just a bit faster). i have some little hair on my cheeks too, but... i never shaved my sideburns and there's nor the smallest amount of hair there... everyone of my buddies says that that's pretty strange, since it's the first facial hair that grows, a part from moustaches. they all had already been shaving their sideburns for at least 2 years when they notice hair on their chin...
it's pretty strange, since i can grow out a nice goatee, but i can't have sideburns... has anybody else this "problem"? it doesn't bother me, but i'm curious to see if i'm the only one like that

also, what's strange is that my brother (a year less than me) has been shaving his whole face EVERY DAY since he was 15years old and now his facial hair is like a grown-up man's.

my other brother, who's 3 years younger than me, is not as hairy as him, nevertheless he has to shave his sideburns every 3 days.

is this normal, or my mother fùcked 3 different men?:D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ApocalypseCow2

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I'm 26 and I don't have much facial hair. What hair I *do* have is dark and normal, but there are lots of areas on my face where I have nothing (including sideburns). My brother, on the other hand, can easily grow a beard and sideburns.

It's life, dude. Pay attention to more guys, and I'm sure you'll start to notice that there are many men out there who don't have 100% facial hair coverage.
 

quest

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jay, i wouldn't worry to much..

i didn't even shave when i was 18..
(maybe once every week or 2?)

21 now, i only grow hair on my side burns, neck, upper lip, chin, but nothing on my cheeks..

and it can get worse, theres a guy at my work with dark brown hair, but right where his side burns start, it goes red. and he has a HORRIBLE chin (he shaved it all off not long ago and i was seriously laughing) he's always had a full red beard rather then his chin..
 

gav

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i was in the exact same situation. 17yrs old, no hair at all on my sidies, my wee bro was 15 and he had full ones. i had a 5oclock on my chin though, while he had bum fluff there.

now, i'm 19, not much stubble on my sidies when i shave, but if i let them grow for like a month, they'll turn out alright

anyways man, i wouldn't worry about it, a good ripped body's all you need to get ahead of the rest of the guys your age, not some extra hair on your face
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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There's a guy in our office in his mid-twenties and he can't grow sideburns. Just something that happens I guess.
 

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Im 23 and a half.. still can't grow side burns, ;) only get hair under my chin an on my neck also can grow a tache..... :cheer: :down: :woo: :D , cool new faces lol,.. back to the point I've always wanted full coverage so I can grow sideburns and **** cause I look so young, but i'll just have to wait ..only good point is really that I don't have to shave much, can get away with having stubble around my chin.
 

Jay-X

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guys, it's gettin more and more abnormal, i'm now shaving my chin and my moustaches almost every morning, but yet no traces of those fùckin sideburns!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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thefonz

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you're lucky Jay, my hair is so thick it takes me 20 minutes to shave and i cut myself EVERYtime..... If you have little facial hair it probably means you have baby soft skin too and little body hair which chicks dig. So i don't wanna hear about it:p
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
guys, it's gettin more and more abnormal, i'm now shaving my chin and my moustaches almost every morning, but yet no traces of those fùckin sideburns!

Boo-fcking-hoo don't you realize many 17 year olds need to shave once every ONE or TWO WEEKS.
 
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