"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where the fvck is Warbox!

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I-tallionStallion

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Wow...so he'd go through the last couple years of giving advice on this board pretending he knew what he was doing and tricking all of us just be a giant liar on a discussion forum pedistiel.

I don't need to see a picture, what he says works. Thats what makes him trustworthy. How many guys put pics of themself up? Even if he was a complete nerd, or fat ugly dude he still knows what the fvck he's talking about. BUT I HIGHTLY DOUBT HE LOOKS LIKE THAT!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I-tallionStallion said:
Wow...so he'd go through the last couple years of giving advice on this board pretending he knew what he was doing and tricking all of us just be a giant liar on a discussion forum pedistiel.

I don't need to see a picture, what he says works. Thats what makes him trustworthy. How many guys put pics of themself up? Even if he was a complete nerd, or fat ugly dude he still knows what the fvck he's talking about. BUT I HIGHTLY DOUBT HE LOOKS LIKE THAT!
If you were on bodybuilding.com during the whole "SHOT" thing, then you'd know that you can't put it past people.
 

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Why is everyone worshiping Warboss?
he's one of the few guys around here who has consistently contributed signal to the signal : noise ratio around here. end of story.
 
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