Where the fvck do I fvck her?: Sex Locations?

[SamRi72]

Ok so I've been hanging out with this chick I enchanted with my own take on the Mystery Method and we've been making out regularly and having heavy kino. Last time we made out, I noticed she was clutching one of her hands to her jeans and she also puts her hand on my leg by teh penor quite often. She wants sex and I feel she's earned it, but I don't know where I can give it to her. I'm thinking of seeing her again on Friday, but since I don't drive, I have no idea where we can have sex. I'm planning it right now.

 

[Dannyrt34]

In your house. That's part of the thrill of being young, sneaking around. And trying to keep her quiet.

 

[SamRi72]

I forgot to mention, I live in an abyss. My house is such a mess that my mum does not let anyone near it and I've not had a friend over in years. She's an exchange student so I don't think her host family would like it if they caught her having sex with me in her house.

 

[lebRambo]

Then clean your house the f*ck up, man! Sheet, dudes these days too lazy to do a little cleaning for some pvssy

 

[Tha Realnezz]

Clean up your home,and the places she will see,Mcguyver.

Most moms won't their sons to have girlfreinds anyways just introduce her formally so you won't have to be sneaking around.

 

[SamRi72]

Oh she knows my parents. Actually, my room is one of the cleanest in the house. It's stuff I'm not allowed to move that causes very dangerous and unexpected things to occur. I'm moving out in a few months.

 

[lebRambo]

haha, sounds like you're living in the adams family house. Until you move out, just suck it up and bring her over after you can clean as thoroughly as feasible.

 

[cheesewacked]

if you go to parties, fvck her at a party, no one cares

 

[SamRi72]

Awesome idea Cheesewacked. Yea I do live in a very similar house to the Adam's Family. We even have a hand in a box somewhere...

 

[Ll Principe]

1. Your House
2. One of her friends house
3. Public bathroom
4. Bathroom of some sorts
4. Car
5. One of your friends house

 

[Cash]

Her crib.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

And there are still guys out there who feel that the benefits of living at home is worth this....

 

[Desdinova]

Moved to AE.

 

[azanon]

Moved to AE.

Why? Seems like a discussion as to where to take a woman anywhere for any reason (of a sexual or dating topic) is a Don Juan forum matter. You the boss though!

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Why? Seems like a discussion as to where to take a woman anywhere for any reason (of a sexual or dating topic) is a Don Juan forum matter. You the boss though!

Sex threads go to AE, and have for a long time.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Sex threads go to AE, and have for a long time.

Now, if you want to talk about buying dinner, and flowers for a lady, then you get to post it on the Don Juan general forum. Sex, yuck, no, that is so taboo I don't think anyone can handle it.

The poster did ask for it though, by the ridiculous title of his thread.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Now, if you want to talk about buying dinner, and flowers for a lady, then you get to post it on the Don Juan general forum. Sex, yuck, no, that is so taboo I don't think anyone can handle it.

The poster did ask for it though, by the ridiculous title of his thread.

It wasn't my rule, I just remember it was that way back when I was a mod. It wasn't like Desdinova just decided he didn't like sex-talk in the main Discussion forum.

Besides, when I read the title of this thread, I thought the guy was wondering if he was supposed to put his penis in her ear or something. Like, "I tried EVERYTHING! I put my d!ck in her nostrils, under her armpits, everything! Where the fvck do I fvck her?"

 

[azanon]

It wasn't my rule, I just remember it was that way back when I was a mod. It wasn't like Desdinova just decided he didn't like sex-talk in the main Discussion forum.

So they've been putting threads in a less applicable location for a long time? Ok, i trust you.

If someone doesn't want to see threads about sex, then they have no business being at "sosuave.com" period.

Besides, when I read the title of this thread, I thought the guy was wondering if he was supposed to put his penis in her ear or something. Like, "I tried EVERYTHING! I put my d!ck in her nostrils, under her armpits, everything! Where the fvck do I fvck her?"

Haha! That does remind me of my first time at 16 years old. I tried to do it without looking and she smiled and said... "That's not it " a couple of times until I finally guided it the right way. Granted, looking back, the b**** could have helped me!

 

[KneghtRyder]

yo i wish i had ur problem heehe

 

[SamRi72]

It wasn't my rule, I just remember it was that way back when I was a mod. It wasn't like Desdinova just decided he didn't like sex-talk in the main Discussion forum.

Besides, when I read the title of this thread, I thought the guy was wondering if he was supposed to put his penis in her ear or something. Like, "I tried EVERYTHING! I put my d!ck in her nostrils, under her armpits, everything! Where the fvck do I fvck her?"

Whoah! That's fvcking hilarious. It reminds me of the old "d1ck goes where?" posts on one of the other random forums I'm on. I know how to escalate and that's how I got to third base (Kino + this great article http://www.theseducersdiary.com/seduction/seduction-tactics-techniques/how-the-fvck-to-escalate/ change v to u) Anyway, I'm thinking of riding the bus home with her and if her door locks maybe heating it up from there.

I have condoms (Trojan unlubricated since I still dont know whether or not I'm allergic to lube) so that won't be a problem. Any more good ideas would be appreciated.