"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Where should I ask her out to?
- Thread starter Hydrak
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
For instance, later in the episode, he says, what do I do now? "Introduce her to an inferior male to demonstrate your superiority." computer says.
"Who?
"Programmer on the 3rd floor."
"You mean the one with the red sports car?"
"Incorrect- blue sports car."
So he does. Programmer on the 3rd floor turns out to be a big athletic alpha male type, girl goes for him instead.
(Brad acts like a major AFC all throughout the episode bringing the girl chocolates and roses and etc.)