"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Where is the DJ Bible? Link pls. After months of looking

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Ok I finally have to ask for it. WHere is the DJ Bible located? Link please.


I have been coming on and off this site for a few months and people always refer to it but I never find it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LeviathanIYG

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Man seriously look at the top of this page see that writing?

"New Here?

We suggest checking out The DJ Bible before posting."

Sure enough when you click on that link it takes you to the DJ bible.

Open your eyes

Or you will never be able to open your mind
 
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that is ****in it? I thought it was a commandment thing. I think I clicked on it a while back before and it just took me back to the forum.


Thanks:) I will read small portions
 
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do the boot camp, thats the main good thing on that page
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by isotope
do the boot camp, thats the main good thing on that page
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Thanks man :D

How much do I owe you?

Nick
 
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