"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Where is Boobs?

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Skinnylove

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There's a poster by the name of boobs.OK it's (.)(.) to be precise. I was trolling my way through longlost threads only to here of his banning.Are you guys serious. Banning Boobs is like banning Rollo or Pook.I know I'd be in trouble for saying this but **** y'all.You know a society is dying when people start killing the vet soldiers. Damn!Stop the stupidity and bring back the boobs.He may had been a racist **** or something but he's still our boobz.You could have warned him or something.Do sosuave mods really think about stuff they do?C'mon! ****!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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piranha45

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I concur.
 

Skinnylove

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well bring him back you **** ********!
 

piranha45

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Tictac banned boobs... GET HIM!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Skinnylove

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what did you ****ing gain?Bloody *****-****s ****ing *****ish *****
 

Skinnylove

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Gee Im not even a ****ing mod?**** that.
Where were you when boobs was getting ****ed,old man?huh?**** ****ing ****.You just placed yourself in my **** zone.I'd probably **** your ****ing ******** off and screw your corpse.Thank god for anonymity, old man,I'd **** the **** you ********* ***** **** ********.
 

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Skinnylove said:
Gee Im not even a ****ing mod?**** that.
Where were you when boobs was getting ****ed,old man?huh?**** ****ing ****.You just placed yourself in my **** zone.I'd probably **** your ****ing ******** off and screw your corpse.Thank god for anonymity, old man,I'd **** the **** you ********* ***** **** ********.
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I am now terrified.

Or is it bored?

No, maybe mildly amused.
 
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