"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Where do you order your condoms?

KidwithSocks

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Hey I want to resupply my condoms, i used condomusa but i would like to try another site this time.

What do you guys recommend? *sites n condom variety is welcomed =]
If sosuave doesn't allow website posting then just gimme the name without the .com or .org.. i'll figure it out, thanks!

Oh my favorite so far is Crown ;-)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Xx1

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who buys their condoms on the internet? I just get mine from any store...
 

thedude4242

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kidswithsocks, crown condoms suck. these break really easily and are made in japan, try trojan exctasy.
 

KidwithSocks

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Xx1 said:
who buys their condoms on the internet? I just get mine from any store...
The internet got alot more variety, the stores around usually only have american brand names like Troajan/etc.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Pokemon

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YOOOO! planned parenthood :]

walk in and grab a couple handfuls when you're running low..
 
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