"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Where can we fvck?

Dank Juan

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Our Parents are always home.
My dad works from home. So does her mom.
Our Cars are both small.

Really not happy about our privacy situation.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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fertileTurtle

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Get a tent and go camping.
 

pseudo.Sam

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If you're feeling adventurous, there's always the handicap toilet for a quickie :rockon:
 

eaglez1177

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Go to a party and fvck in someone elses house
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's-Me

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You can always do it in the basement if the parents are upstairs or vice-versa. Have her bite a follow when she's having an orgasm so her parents don't hear. My buddy said it worked for him.

eaglez1177 said:
Go to a party and fvck in someone elses house
Mehh not the best idea. You can get cought, I've seen it happen a few times.
 

Following_of_Me

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My car works for me, but it's not a small car...

Try a friends house. A good friend is willing to let you have your girl over to do the deed when his rents aren't home. If you're afraid she will find this awkward, tell her that it's better than at their parents house.

Otherwise I've got friends who have done it in the woods...not sure if that's your thing, it's not mine.
 

cw92

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im in the excat situation as the OP, except she has a car and I dont haha..
 

CarbonFX

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Motel, the downside is that it's not free as sex should be but I personally think it's worth it. There are usually a few mom and pop motel around that can go as low as 30 dollars so you'd have to look around.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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fertileTurtle

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Lock yourself in a bathroom.
 
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