"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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where can i buy blindfolds?

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i looked around at places like bed bath and beyond and they didnt have them. i didnt ask the workers since they were busy and i had to go... i thought if they carried them, theyd be out in the open anyways.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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whats the point of those things anyway? my sisters reason says its for when the sun rises in the morning and it hits your eyes... you dont wake up if you have it on...but whats the reason for it on planes? does it trick your mind to sleep faster/better?
 

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you need a lot. you give everyone a blindfold on the plane, and once all of them have it on, you bang your girl.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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do you want a blindfold that has a gel insert that you can freeze or heat up for migraines and such ? or do you need a kinky blinfold?
 

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Why not just use a bandanna?
 

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as kinky as you can get penkitten!
and bananas can't cover eyes well!
 

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Neckties are great improvised bondage equipment, because they can be used as both a blindfold and a restraint.

For the "traveler" thing, yeah, look where luggage is sold, or where old people might shop.

And your local farm store, "Rural King" is the one near me, is a great place for bondage stuff. The same whip at the sex store is three times the price :)
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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