"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where are the exciting nice guys?

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Luann Comic Strip - Where are the exciting nice guys?

"Exciting nice guys" are Don Juans. We don't treat our women like so much trash to be thrown out, like the jerks, but aren't boring and dull and bring our dates flowers every. single. fricking. evening.

We are exciting, we are different. We take care of what is ours, but we don't lavish ours with gifts and compliments.

And we're so rare, the girls think guys like us are only in movies.

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Best friends? NAY

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Read, it in the morning and sort of laughed to myself. But this should be in discussion aye? not tips.
 
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Heh, so true.
 
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