When you're drinking, unplug the computer

[Halo]

...or hide the keyboard, or something. This is my variation of people who make sloppy phone calls to ex-girlfriends when they're drunk. If tying one on at home I have this ridiculous tendency to write emails! Oddly enough I can still write pretty well when drunk, I just later hate what I say and who I say it to. Case in point: last night we got drunk with the girls from upstairs (no interest in them, but that's beside the point), and before I went to bed I checked my mail. I end up writing an email to this flaky-ass girl from a few months ago saying something about how we should try going out again. God what a moron I am.

Does anyone else do this? It's kind of humorous in a way, since I don't care what these girls think, but I always feel vaguely embarrassed the next day. I guess it's a good rule of thumb to stay away from phones, computers, or any other way of communicating, when you're drunk off your ass. I don't really want to see my inbox today.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Starman

STARMAN may this be a lesson to you.

 

[bp1974]

Yeah I do that sometimes. If there's a time when I've got no new prospects going on, after a few beers a little voice often says "Hey, you know, you never did get a definite no from that girl you went out with 6 months ago. Why don't you give her a call?" Nothing good has ever come from doing that.

 

[Starman]

hhaha fok u maliboob

Yea drunk posting is fun! but drunk emailing/calling is not!

Whenever I get the urge to write drunken emails..I will write them out , but DONT SEND THEM, RESIST THE URGE!! liquor gets people emotional..and they say things they dont mean

then when I wake up in the morning , I read what I wrote..and usually get a pretty good laugh

 

[Walden]

I always do sober everything Isat I'm gonna do when I'm drunk.
Teaches me to shut my fat mouth.

 

[Walden]

I always do sober everything I say I'm gonna do when I'm drunk.
Teaches me to shut my fat mouth.

 

[myfriendblu]

LOL forget the computer thing, the more I drink the lower my standards drop. Its not the computer I fear, but ugly and/or fat women that i have a problem with when Im wasted! Oh boy.

The only thing worse than waking up realizing you wrote an embarrassing email is waking up next to an embarrassing looking fat chik. Oh boy, been there done that!