"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When your getting checked out by chicks...

muttley

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whats up dudes, hows it hanging :D

onwards..

What do you guys do when, for example your in the workplace and theres chicks sitting around/opposite you and theyre glancing at you and checking you out time and time again?

ive caught a couple of chicks looking at me a few times, but when i look up and our eyes meet, they quickly glance away. Then i catch them looking again but i dont look straight at them.

For example , a chick turned right round and looked straight at me and when i looked at her, she looked away

Another chick was sitting infront of me and giving me side glances, i caught her a couple of times.

Another chick was looking from the corner of her eye to see if i was checkin her out (like she was checkin me out i guess) and then started giggleing with her friend.

What would you guys do? I know i know, i should go up and say whats up but this is my workplace not a club/bar. If it was a club or a bar id be over there in a flash saying hi or something.

Do any of you guys know what i mean, what did you do whn this happend? did u let em carry on lookin? look back? shoot em with an uzi?

and btw i dont have a pen1s growing out of my head or anything and i believe the looks are geniune lol


what gives..

peace

muttley
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Luscious

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If they are, in fact, checking you out - all your job is, is to go over and say hello to her - if she's interested, she will be very receptive. Strike up a conversation and they should carry their fair share.
 
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