"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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when you gonna let me tap that report!

cool dude

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Ok so I txted some girls on my phoone when you gonna let me tap that.Here is the report:

Me when you gonna let me tap that

Chelsea haha never.so illigal

me ch what you talkin bout

chelsea you said "When you gonna let me tap that" was it not me you were reffereing to? lol

me I meant the keg geez you have a naughty mind

chelsea haha sure what keg

Me the beer keg what else. how old are you anyways

chelsea I meant where and im 15.

me (thinking holy ****) oh ok hey you wanna go to arena with me

chelsea haha I cant dont you have to be 18

me oh yea your 15 you need to really grow up.

chelsea that or get a fake id

me your not that type of girl though your too sweet

her aww thank you

me it wasnt a compliment

her thats not very nice

me youll be ok ; )

me to megan when you gonna let me tap that

her haha

me so...

her so I have a boyfreind silly

me how does he make you feel

her lol he makes me feel amazing

me you know I can make you feel fantastic

her thats the only word you can think of? amazing is better than fantastic in my opinion

me I meant to say fantasticaly amazing

her haha ok but in order to be better than him you would have to do a lot more than make me feel fantasticly amazing.. lol

me is that so?

her it is

me you know we never hang out

her I know whats up with that?

me hey if im available how bout this weekend! it would be nice to see you again!

her yeah totally! no promises though. I have the flu right now but if im feeling better that sounds a ton of fun

me I hope you get better that a scary thing in these times. you kno it would be tons of fun

okay now the best for last!!!!!!

me when you gonna let me tap that

ahsley are you serious?

me whats your answer

her umm no are you ****ing kidding me?

me well in that case yea I was kidding. your so silly : )

her your lame get over yourself

me I rather be all over you ; )

me how come we never hang out

her cuz I dont like you stop talking to me

me hmm why is that

her cuz your lame duhh

me haha stop it.you know we're friends.unless you just like to burn bridges.If so then I cant be seen with someone like that.

And that is it!! biches.Damn there fun to **** around with!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cool dude

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yea dude some friedns told me she wasnt 18 .I didnt believe them.Crazy man,couldnt believe it when she told me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Uh ok... So how old are you again? I mean if you're under 18, chasing a 15 year old, okay, fair enough.

If you're over 18 chasing a 15 year old.... Um, I've watched enough Law and Order to guess that you probably shouldn't do that.
 

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I'd fvck a 15 year old if I was 18 assuming she was hot and willing. Why the hell not?

'OH NOEZ THE LAW SAYZ NO!'

Since when should people make choices based on the law? Most laws are a fvcking joke anyway.
 

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cool dude said:
chelsea haha I cant dont you have to be 18

me oh yea your 15 you need to really grow up.

chelsea that or get a fake id

me your not that type of girl though your too sweet

her aww thank you

me it wasnt a compliment
FVCKING WIN!
 
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