"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When you at the bar mfr

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Plzdon’t turn the bar into a restaurant by ordering sht. I’m witnessing guy and brch right now at the bar, he spend already 50$ on her, dumb fck. Bar is drinks and food, whatever tou order normally at the bar when you are alone applies. When you go over board:

1. You show you want to impress - a wh0re that went to a bat with you
2. You show that wh0re is special

Two drinks back to your place man. It’s not super complicated.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Surely enogh, btch went home, guy sitting alone.

Trust the game man, the game is presedure and ritual. The game gets you laid, not the btch.
 

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Plzdon’t turn the bar into a restaurant by ordering sht. I’m witnessing guy and brch right now at the bar, he spend already 50$ on her, dumb fck. Bar is drinks and food, whatever tou order normally at the bar when you are alone applies. When you go over board:

1. You show you want to impress - a wh0re that went to a bat with you
2. You show that wh0re is special

Two drinks back to your place man. It’s not super complicated.
HAHAHAHAHA i guess he listened to mommy/daddy advice from when girls were better
 
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