"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When you are out with HB10, guys giving you dirty looks

floydb25

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Cremasta said:
When you're out with your HB10, there's only two groups of people who will be checking you out:
1. Gay men who like the look of you and are annoyed you're playing for the wrong team, and
2. Women who are wondering what's so awesome about you that you've got a HB10.

All the straight guys are too busy staring at your HB10 to even realise you exist.
Complete and total lies. All the straight guys look at her THEN you to see if you "match up". Which, of course, since you're not them (or one of their butt-****ing, cliquey boyfriends), you don't. They also talk a lot of **** to themselves or their boyfriend's - which, if you befriend them, get to hear about.

The hate, jealousy, and white-knighting is fierce among men, and the ego-competition is huge. Men talk non-stop **** if you're attracting or dating hotties, and try to sabotage to the best of their ability. It goes with the mantra, "people who don't have **** hate those who do".

I've experienced this with myself, friends who were talking **** about others, random strangers in my vicinity... It's always a situation where those who CAN'T get something tear down, deny, bully, or compete against those who do. Never fails. People who can, don't give a damn... only the losers talk ****, because they're insecure and worthless... Their ego can't handle it, since it's pretty much all they have.

It typically starts with them (losers) hoping that you're not a couple; just friends; she's not interested; etc. They're cool with this... In fact, they get off on it. When they find out it ISN'T the case - they act like the retarded animals they are, and start saying things like "you're ugly; she doesn't like you" - while telling their boyfriend's about how he could have her easily, and that she was checking him out, and you're nothing. Then they go home and cry while gaying each other off.

****ing people.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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floydb25 said:
Complete and total lies. All the straight guys look at her THEN you to see if you "match up". Which, of course, since you're not them (or one of their butt-****ing, cliquey boyfriends), you don't. They also talk a lot of **** to themselves or their boyfriend's - which, if you befriend them, get to hear about.

The hate, jealousy, and white-knighting is fierce among men, and the ego-competition is huge. Men talk non-stop **** if you're attracting or dating hotties, and try to sabotage to the best of their ability. It goes with the mantra, "people who don't have **** hate those who do".

I've experienced this with myself, friends who were talking **** about others, random strangers in my vicinity... It's always a situation where those who CAN'T get something tear down, deny, bully, or compete against those who do. Never fails. People who can, don't give a damn... only the losers talk ****, because they're insecure and worthless... Their ego can't handle it, since it's pretty much all they have.

It typically starts with them (losers) hoping that you're not a couple; just friends; she's not interested; etc. They're cool with this... In fact, they get off on it. When they find out it ISN'T the case - they act like the retarded animals they are, and start saying things like "you're ugly; she doesn't like you" - while telling their boyfriend's about how he could have her easily, and that she was checking him out, and you're nothing. Then they go home and cry while gaying each other off.

****ing people.
Geez Floyd! I've never had to deal with any of that rubbish, or maybe I just didn't take any notice of it happening... I don't know what NC stands for on your location, but you've got to get out of there mate. Sounds like the place is full of wankers!
 

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Cremasta said:
Geez Floyd! I've never had to deal with any of that rubbish, or maybe I just didn't take any notice of it happening... I don't know what NC stands for on your location, but you've got to get out of there mate. Sounds like the place is full of wankers!
Ha ha... I actually moved away from where this was all occuring TO North Carolina. And yes, it was the worst place ever. NC is a God-send in comparison. I also had several issues and got tangled up in all the wrong crowds for 2 decades.
 

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TheLoner said:
Many times when I am out with HB10,
^^^This is one of your best lines yet.

To the rest of you guys who have written out long, well thought out, sound advice.....really????

I'm wondering what you're like in real life Loner. Are you another poster sitting back and laughing his ass off? Some girl on here for kicks. You know how to get a thread started, no matter how ridiculous your claims are. Maybe the others are just accepting of you, like a bot who spits out random scenarios. Whatever works. :up:
 
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