"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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When u feel she is cheating on you, a real high feeling (help please)

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... she is acting very suspicious yesterday while having sex all my 4 fingers fitted in her and her vagina was loser than other times After all my 4 fingers fitted in her with no problem i could had stucked my hand in too but i didnt try, i knew i could though but anyway...
AHHH, the four finger hor - maybe DJ Player Supreme got to her!!:D

Tell your hor (well, she isn't really "yours" - hors are for everybody) that your fist can be used for compassionate sexual stimulation (fists of frivolity) or they can become fists of fury (like Bruce Lee) if she gets you upset!!

She is HO - what do you need to know? (hey, that rhimes) There is no guidance when dealing with hors except "Say 'No' to Hos!!!

Why are you in "love" with a hor?? For your physical and mental health see a doctor - a MD and a psychiatrist!!
 
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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Re: When u feel she is cheating on you, a real high feeling (help please)
HAHAHAHAHA - LOL!! You young bastards are going to give me a heart attack with your romantic hoish meanderings - read your title again. You "FEEL" she is cheating on you - you "feel" as in an 'intuition' as well as feel in the 'physical' sense through your four-finger approach to her inner sanctum!!! She was wide as well as high!!

I never knew that you can tell that a woman is cheating because her vagina walls are larger from one day to the next - was she with a bear? Say "No" to four-finger Hos!!
 

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and whats wrong with 4 finger "hors" why is it a a bad idea to be with one?

She did say it hurted AFTER i mentioned it to her.
 
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What is wrong, you ask?

1. She is a hor

2. You only known her for a few weeks

3. You think she is only your girl

4. Hors are everyboy's girl

5. You are falling in love with a hor - a BIG NO-NO!!!

6 You bring it up to her attention - why?? is she suppose to tell you the truth?? Is she going to say "Yeah, Blackstar, I'm sleeping with a bear" Can your penis compete with a bear's?:rolleyes:

You should have said nothing.... and checked her out in silence and without being seen and caught her in her lies outright - you shown her your hand!! HAHAHA - "you showed her your hand" - do you get it? Literally and figuratively speaking - I kill myself sometimes!!
 

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Ah forget it PuertoRican_Lover

He typed all the evidence on the forum himself with his own two hands. He just doesn't want to put the puzzle together because the overall picture is a heaping pile of sh1t.

This is a lost cause, he is feelin major discomfort at the moment. Only because she is dragging it out as girls love to do. He needs this girl to physically tear our his heart and show it to him before he gets the picture.

Lets stop beating this dead horse eh?

Kaine
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ok so then every woman in the world with babys is a ho then since a human being 50 times bigger than 4 fingers wide came fit to come out of their vagina.

Come on now yall stupid if yall think that a female is a ho just cause 4 fingers fit into her vagina. plain and simple.
 
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You missed my whole point - you having your four fingers up her tw@t makes her a wh@re enough!!!! You are no one special - if she let you in her inner sanctum then she has allowed others in the past and will allow others in the future!!! Do u understand:???

Why are you in love with a hor???? This is the question that supercedes and takes precedence over your suspicions!!
 

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Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
You missed my whole point - you having your four fingers up her tw@t makes her a wh@re enough!!!! You are no one special - if she let you in her inner sanctum then she has allowed others in the past and will allow others in the future!!! Do u understand:???

Why are you in love with a hor???? This is the question that supercedes and takes precedence over your suspicions!!
this is funny ass fvck. cmon u said she was a whorreeee cause of the 4 fingers
 
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Originally posted by Dayr0n
this is funny ass fvck. cmon u said she was a whorreeee cause of the 4 fingers
I don't see the humor - where/when did I state what you suggested??
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ok ok ok ok ima dump her just cause i was able to finger her with 4 fingers.... that makes a lotta sense when every womans p is able to take 4 fingers easily.
 
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Dump her (don't fall in love with her) not because of YOUR four fingers but because EVERYONE'S four-fingers have penetrated this hor!!! She is a hor and you yet do not understand??? I'm baffled!!
 

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i think ima end up dumping her for real, lol even my mama told me to(me and my mom are like best friends)

She is supposed to be a "christian" and last night she didnt wanna hang out with me cause she went to church.
How i know that she aint have plans with the next man after church and thats why she aint wanna see me....
 

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Originally posted by Blackstar
i think ima end up dumping her for real, lol even my mama told me to(me and my mom are like best friends)

She is supposed to be a "christian" and last night she didnt wanna hang out with me cause she went to church.
How i know that she aint have plans with the next man after church and thats why she aint wanna see me....
what.. u havnt dumped her already? what are u waiting for? :rolleyes:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You are your mom are "best friends"??

Is your name Norman?

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Originally posted by Blackstar
She is supposed to be a "christian" and last night she didnt wanna hang out with me cause she went to church.
HAHAHA, this is getting bizarre - a "christian" four finger hor!!!
 

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HAHAHA, this is getting bizarre - a "christian" four finger hor!!!
lol messed up aint it.... but i dont wanna break up with her just like that, i know that she loves me for a fact, believe me, i need a good reason to break up with her, not a 4 finger reason.

I think that ima stay with her for now, just for the p but believe me i will be looking and messing around until i find that proper female i aint gonna care about her and fall in love with her like i was.... naw, not no more. this thread has really helped me although the only reason why yall are saying dump her is cause she can take 4 fingers...:confused:
 
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Originally posted by Blackstar
...this thread has really helped me although the only reason why yall are saying dump her is cause she can take 4 fingers...:confused:
LOL:D - no, this is not the reason - I'm just saying don't fall in love with this chick because if you suspect that she is cheating it is for a reason - do pvssies grow naturally at a rapid rate from week to week?? Maybe she is using a vibrator - a black one!!:D

If she is pretending to be a christian she may be pretending that she is only with you! Dig? Also, she stated that she will give you "space" as if to give you an opportunity to leave on your own volition - a woman doesn't say this to a man who she wants to keep!!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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