"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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When they tell u u're funny

Asix

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OK, here's the situation:
I've met this girl in school over some of my other female friends, and it happens that her and me sometimes go back from school together. Now, the fact is that I got hooked up on her and started to be funny when around her. And yes, she realized that I have a great sense of humor, so whenever she's with me, she laughs like crazy. She also started to tell me that I'm very funny and everything, and she really sound honest.
Now, my question is: is she interested in me if she says that or what? What do I need to do next?
Thanks in advance.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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EdHunter

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Kino her and make a move soon...
 

Asix

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OK, that's what I thought would be the right thing to do. Just another question: does that mean that she's actually attracted to me?
 

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It doesn't matter. Always Assume Attraction (Docs has good stuff on this).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Asix

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OK, kino for now works fine, though I didn't try it on this particular girl (just wanted to try on some other to see if it really works lol), but now here's another problem.
In the meantime I wasn't coming to school for a few days (had been on a seminar), now our relationship has sustained, and now she doesn't even say 'hi' when she sees me at school, but she used to. What might be the problem and what's the best way to sort that out?
 

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She says that you are funny because you are not (1) attractive (2) mature (3) a turn on (4) interesting (5) sexy. It is what girls tell guys when they are fishing for a compliment to give. You obviously try to be funny and she senses that. So it was the safest thing she could tell you without digging to deep into the bulls***.

Next time quit trying to be Mr. Funny. You ain't. All of you boys think that you are so funny when in fact you are just annoying. What is funny to a boy is not funny to a girl. That is why most girls are not into the same comedy movies that boys like. Most girls are too sentimental for that crap.

You are welcome. Glad to help.
 

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Asix said:
OK, here's the situation:
I've met this girl in school over some of my other female friends, and it happens that her and me sometimes go back from school together. Now, the fact is that I got hooked up on her and started to be funny when around her. And yes, she realized that I have a great sense of humor, so whenever she's with me, she laughs like crazy. She also started to tell me that I'm very funny and everything, and she really sound honest.
Now, my question is: is she interested in me if she says that or what? What do I need to do next?
Thanks in advance.
It seems like your sense of humor is working for you with this chick so you should use it to your advantage. Just get her number and ask her out, you'll be all set.
 

ElStud

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Well you've got her interested, so I would say just kino to stay out of the friend zone. Wouldn't know myself, but that's the general advice people tend to give about this situation.
 
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