"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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when they give you their # w/out you asking for it...

samueladams

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So this happens once in a while. What do you guys think of it? Make you less interested in the chick b/c you don't have to work for it or more interested b/c she has some balls? In any case it seemingly shows high level interest on their end which is always good if she's a HB and they're coming to you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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COD

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she may be a working girl or just trying to get back at her ex......either way consider it as a pass directly between her legs.
 

Br' Brian

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I've had this happen and this was the best one I've ever had really, and she was a co-worker. The sad part is that she turned bad after a while. Her girlfriend gave me her number as well. She was a sweet one though and had Balls as you say which was attractive in my book. I really liked her jawline, very tempting always to smell her. She was a D-o-l-l and that's the kind I like, the dolls.
 
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