"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When she questions if it was a date or not, semantics arguement

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This message should really go out to the ladies, but if you're on a "date" with a guy, but if a guy mentions how at the end of said "date" that he enjoyed "the date" and she asks, "What made you think this was a date?" or "You thought this was a date?"

There's nothing more grating than hearing that when you're a man.

As a woman, she should just smile, don't correct the man, and say, "Yes, I had a nice time." I launched her right after that pretty much, as I could tell the argument was getting heated.

I said, "Well, it looks like we are not on the same page, so I wish you luck."

This made me think back to a dating profile of a woman, lecturing men on the rules of online dating interaction. I had passed on it when she said said, "Men, don't ever call it a date, it's a MEET." She had a list of tons of what "us men" shouldn't do when interacting with a woman online, other than the obvious sexual innuendos, there that particular one made me want to tell it to shove her little list up her ass.

So ladies, if you want to F-up a good thing, get into an argument with a guy on whether it's a date or not while ON a date.

I think it's a feminist agenda thing, too. Because she prided herself on having stayed an unattached single mother for almost a decade...going back to school in her 40s.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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