"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When Penis goes *pop*?

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I had this girl on my bed and I had a semi erection. As I dry hump a little bit, my penis bends at mid-shaft. I don't know if I heard a pop or not, but I do know that it bent in a way nature didn't intend. Instead of just keep making out, I teased her by making her want more, so I brought her out to lunch. When we came back, I escalated the kino into more making out and eventually I'm fingering her. She was begging me to bang her. I kept wacking off with one hand and pleasuring her with the other. I felt hard but I wasn't solid. I kept trying to flex my pc muscle so I could get rock hard. It kinda worked. I was hard, but I wasn't, in that I thought I was hard but when I felt my penis, I was somewhat flacid, therefore there must have not been as much blood in the penis as usual.

I read somewhere that when your penis goes *pop* you could have pulled a tendon or something and you could thereafter be flacid for life.

I am worried that I pulled a tendon. Hopefully, since I have a little urinary infection (in that my urinary tract hurt a little when I squeezed my flacid penis and it burned initially when I started peeing), it had something to do with it and I am not injured for life.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by RedRose
I read somewhere that when your penis goes *pop* you could have pulled a tendon or something and you could thereafter be flacid for life.

I am worried that I pulled a tendon.
Get scientific and set up a test. Here's what I'd do if I were in your situation:
  • Locate a porn site.
  • Visit said porn site.
  • Check to see if I was indeed "flaccid for life".
:rolleyes:

H&F.
 

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You probably did break your penis. I would go straight to the doctor. You don't want it messed up for life because you never went to the doctor when you had the chance. I've heard of one person that tore through his urethra and he had to have surgery.
 

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Well, I still got an erection the second time (after we went for lunch), but it wasn't as strong as I would have expected. If you do break your penis, is it still possible to get an erection?
 

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IIRC you can. Here's an article on it:
http://www.4-men.org/brokenpenis.html

It says there is always excruciating pain but the guy who tore through his urethra said he felt no pain even days afterwards. Even if think you didn't break it I would go to the doctor. There's no point in risking scarring, deformation and impotence just because you thought it wasn't broken.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hahahahaha, I just realized on the link on the side of the article it's got the world penis news with some very strange headlines. Kung Fu penis, koala bear penis, LOL. :crackup:
 

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I can't afford Medical Insurance.

Is there anyway I can tell, without seeing the doctor?
 

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I don't know how to tell for sure, but if you really did hear a pop you probably did break it. If you're a student at a university I know that they usually have pretty good medical insurance that's either free or really cheap.
 

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I didn't really hear it. I felt it. Because I felt it, I may have invented the sound in my brain, because of what I've read. If she didn't hear anything, then there must'nt have been a noise. Nonetheless, I did feel, that I bent around mid-shaft, when I was SEMI-ERECT. Maybe 80% erection.
 

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Try googling it. I'm really not an expert on this. My opinion though is that you only slightly tore something and that it's probably not very serious, although I wouldn't really take my word for it, because it may be serious, that's why I recommended going to a doctor. But since you can't go to a doctor, the next best thing would be google.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by wootapotky
Try googling it. I'm really not an expert on this. My opinion though is that you only slightly tore something and that it's probably not very serious, although I wouldn't really take my word for it, because it may be serious, that's why I recommended going to a doctor. But since you can't go to a doctor, the next best thing would be google.

Do you think it would heal by itself, if it is only minor?
 

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possibly. Again I'm not a doctor. But it would make sense if it's only minor that there would be reduced chances of scarring, deformation, or impotence without treatment. Maybe you can convince a friend that has medical insurance to go to the doctor's office and have him ask the doctor if it should be checked out.
 

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Update With a NEW Problem:


Ok, I can still get erections. The problem now is that there is this lump interally.

You know how there is a vein on the top side of the penis and then is makes a 90 degree turn to the left. Well instead of going to the left, if you go to the right, that is were my little bump/lump/swollen thing is.

Will this heal naturally? Do I have something to worry about? Again, I can't afford medical insurance...
 

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There is a tendon that runs the length of the penis, thats whats limiting the length rather than the external skin, obviously. It can pop, and ive done it before, and as long as you didnt tear it (hard to do) and arent in HORRIBLE pain, its completely fine.

No matter its state it has no bearing on erections.
 

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Originally posted by bcherb2

No matter its state it has no bearing on erections.

Well, I can still get an erection but I feel like I can get a little more blood pumped into the penis.

I can still get erections nonetheless, but I do have a lump/swollen spot/bump on the right side of my penis, probably where it bent. Will this heal or is it permanent or what? Any info is greatly appreciated.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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