"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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When is your son too big to be carried?

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TheLadiesMan

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He's 4, and he still wants to be carried everywhere.... and for a 4 year old, he's hella tall I think.

Now I have no problems carrying him on my shoulders, and I truly don't want to get to the day where he shouldn't be carried around anymore but...

I think it's looking a little akward.. I mean, he's already half my height, and I'm 5'11. *shrugs*
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What sort of pansy ass sh1t is this? He's too big when you decide he's too big! Dammit. Are you the boss of your family or what? I stopped carrying my little girl at 3 unless she was really tired or sleep.
 
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Did I fall through a hole in time into the wrong forum or something? Huh?

Make the buggers walk - they have legs don't they? Parents are far too soft these days.
 
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He should be ahead of you a long leash to warn you of upcoming dangers.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When is your son too big to be carried?

When, while you're carrying him, his balls are scratching the sidewalk.
 
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