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Master Don Juan
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My friend wrote this, not me.. I just found it funny.
I hate these sappy ass weak bulletins anyways.
well...this seems pretty accurate.
Girl facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
... Or she wants you to put your **** back in you pants.
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
... or to quit stalking her.
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
... so push her in front of a bus
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
... she shouldn't have given you the clap, push her infront of a bus
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
... haha, yeah likely story, Money, Cars, COACH BAGS.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
... of more things to ****ing argue about, deep thought my ass.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
... because she knows you're going to be ****ing 2 strippers once you leave!
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
... she's just going to argue more if you keep talking to her, push her in front of a bus
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games
... shes really wondering how much cash you have.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
... she's checking for the irregular heart beat so she can plan your heart attack.
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
... so push her in front of a bus and go have a beer, she aint worth it.
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
... my dog uses the same eyes, its one big lie from the girl, get a dog and throw the girl in front of a bus
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
... Because ****ing 2 strippers is way ****in better than ****ing one dumb skank who will only argue with you, and use you for money, at least you know the only thing the stripper wants is yer cash and yer ****.
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
... because he needs a piece of ass.
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
... no he's not, he's wishing you'd shut the **** up.
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
... No, we just want you to shut the **** up.
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it
... Again, he just wants you to shut up and drop it.
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
... He's only starin at yer tits and ass.
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
... no, he probably just blew his wad and feels like a champ.
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love
... no, he's just trying to get some ass.
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
... He only says that to shut you up.
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done
... LIES!!! He only wants you to do his laundry, now get to it!!!
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
... Psh, he just doesn't want you to know he's ****in a stripper.
While reading this, only one person was on your mind.
Repost this in the next 10 min or you will have relationship problems for 10 years.
If you repsot this, heath hooligan will stalk you at night and sodomize you with a broken pabst bottle.
IF YOUR A GUY "When a guy misses you..."
AND
IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "When a girl misses you..."
I hate these sappy ass weak bulletins anyways.
well...this seems pretty accurate.
Girl facts:
When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile
... Or she wants you to put your **** back in you pants.
When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand
... or to quit stalking her.
When she wants a hug
she will just stand there
... so push her in front of a bus
When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later
... she shouldn't have given you the clap, push her infront of a bus
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind
... haha, yeah likely story, Money, Cars, COACH BAGS.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply
... of more things to ****ing argue about, deep thought my ass.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around
... because she knows you're going to be ****ing 2 strippers once you leave!
When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine
... she's just going to argue more if you keep talking to her, push her in front of a bus
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games
... shes really wondering how much cash you have.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever
... she's checking for the irregular heart beat so she can plan your heart attack.
When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future
... so push her in front of a bus and go have a beer, she aint worth it.
When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that
... my dog uses the same eyes, its one big lie from the girl, get a dog and throw the girl in front of a bus
When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever
... Because ****ing 2 strippers is way ****in better than ****ing one dumb skank who will only argue with you, and use you for money, at least you know the only thing the stripper wants is yer cash and yer ****.
Guy Facts:
When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you
... because he needs a piece of ass.
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
... no he's not, he's wishing you'd shut the **** up.
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
... No, we just want you to shut the **** up.
When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it
... Again, he just wants you to shut up and drop it.
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do
... He's only starin at yer tits and ass.
When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world
... no, he probably just blew his wad and feels like a champ.
When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love
... no, he's just trying to get some ass.
When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it
... He only says that to shut you up.
When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you til your done
... LIES!!! He only wants you to do his laundry, now get to it!!!
When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else
... Psh, he just doesn't want you to know he's ****in a stripper.
While reading this, only one person was on your mind.
Repost this in the next 10 min or you will have relationship problems for 10 years.
If you repsot this, heath hooligan will stalk you at night and sodomize you with a broken pabst bottle.
IF YOUR A GUY "When a guy misses you..."
AND
IF YOUR A GIRL POST IT AS "When a girl misses you..."