"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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when girls are hard on themselves

DogFashionDisco

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what should you say to girls when they're hard on themselves. Like for a example:

"hi, I think you go to my school and I think you think I'm a fag"

or something like that. What should you say to something like that? Even in general when they're all hard on themselves?

Those dirty rotten lying *****es. :trouble:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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OfficeSpace

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Just agree with them.. haha.. be like "yeah I know... you're such a fag..." But be sure to say it in a playful way...

****y and funny mah bro!
 
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