"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When does sex technically "occur"

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So I have a question. Say you have sex with a woman and only you have an orgasm, is that still sex? Or how about she has an orgasm and you don't, is that still sex? What about if you have sex but neither one of you have an orgasm, is that sex?

I have too much free time!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes you do! I think sex occurs once penetration occurs. of course there are different types of penetration...
 

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haha, I thought so. Now I can officially put a lot more notches on my head board.
 

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if you orgasm and she doesn't its not sex, its the single life.

if she orgasms and you don't its not sex, its divorce.

if neither one of you orgasms its not sex, its marriage.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LMAO!!!

That's the funniest sh't I've ever read. Guess I've had a variety of marriages and divorces but mostly I'm single.

But what is it if you both orgasm?
 

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Legally, I don't think penetration or orgasm is required, only that someone's private parts are touched or touching.
 
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