SmooveMooves
Master Don Juan
LmfaoZion said:
This man. You guys are little pink PŪSSIES,I swear.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
When did you learn women are pure evil?
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This man. You guys are little pink PŪSSIES,I swear.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Women are not pure evil. They are just generally self-obsessed, greedy and manipulative compared to MOST men.
And since women generally like men who are bigger a*sholes than themselves, it leads to most women going for "bad boys" since most men are self-sacrificing betas/suckers who elevate and worship women. Being worshiped doesn't make them wet.
Worshiping women is like worshiping earth worms or raccoons. There is no reason to do it and it makes you look like an ass.
And since women generally like men who are bigger a*sholes than themselves, it leads to most women going for "bad boys" since most men are self-sacrificing betas/suckers who elevate and worship women. Being worshiped doesn't make them wet.
Worshiping women is like worshiping earth worms or raccoons. There is no reason to do it and it makes you look like an ass.
zekko
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Let's put it this way. Humans are evil. Women tend to be worse.
Men like to be worshipped, or at least admired. Men bask in the admiration of women. Women, on the other hand, seem to be repulsed by men who worship them. This is one of the major differences between the sexes. Deep down, they must know that they are not worthy of being worshipped, so it makes the guy who does it look weak and pathetic.Poon King said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Heisenburger
Don Juan
zekko said:
Well said zekko.
BrainDamage92
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Someone give this guy a medal.zekko said: