"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When chicks tease you about being gay

verysuave

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I tell em, "lets go to my car and find out", that a good response?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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TanzaniaMan

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No

Chicks should not tease you about being gay, if they do, you are doing something seriously wrong
 

mpimpin

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wow... you might wanna reevaluate things and figure out why this is happening
 

verysuave

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mpimpin said:
wow... you might wanna reevaluate things and figure out why this is happening
is it because im too busy with other chicks and others who flirt with me i dont show too much interest in:?
 

DJDamage

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They think that you are gay if:

A) You actually act gay, dress gay or talk with a lisp.

B) They are frustrated that you aren't flirting with them and pee all over yourself from excitment like majority of men out there.

I say fvck em (not litrarely ). If you like women and you are getting pvssy then who cares what a bunch of chicks think, after all each one of them act like a pretty little innocent girl throughout the day until they go over to their men's place and deep throat their c0ck's, which does make them all slvts.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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