When approaches backfire

[Casino]

Today I was in the mall foodcourt with a little time to kill.

So I dusted off my scrumptious Orange Chicken from Panda Express and went off sarging.

So usually I start each sarging session off with a few blowouts.

I walk up to this mixed set with this astonishing brunette sporting bountiful cleavage, perfectly tanned, with green cat eyes. Basically a 10/10 on the Casino scale.

Casino - 'Hey baby I'm looking for a loose piece of meat to throw my Sausage in, take one last bite of that taco then lets go out in the parking lot and bone"

Lets just say getting a 40 oz pop in your face is a little bit of an objection to overcome.

 

[eps]

wtf?

 

[sexy_kuta]

haha you got owned

 

[skinnydart]

In the future, something like "hello" may have much better results.

lol

I've always wanted to do something like that though. I've sworn that before I die I'm going to walk up to some hot girl and say "nice shoes, wanna fu.ck?" then I'll wait to be slapped across the face.

 

[pimpfromdayone]

Originally posted by skinnydart
In the future, something like "hello" may have much better results.

lol

I've always wanted to do something like that though. I've sworn that before I die I'm going to walk up to some hot girl and say "nice shoes, wanna fu.ck?" then I'll wait to be slapped across the face.

It'd be even funnier if she accepted the invitation.
What can I say about approaches backfiring.... well..... it's always a good laugh, and I'm not even talking about saying offensive things to them either, haha. Some girls you encounter will bi-tch at you for no apparent reason at all.