"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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When AFCs Get Old and Desperate

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I saw this AFC on CNN this morning holding up a sign that had "Will Work For A Wife.org" on a busy intersection and thought to myself, this is the logical extreme for the AFC. Here he is in the flesh, the Uber AFC, the guy who takes the Nice Guy role to it's ultimate conclusion. See hime and tremble.

http://www.willworkforawife.org/

This "man" should be sterilized for the betterment of society at large.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
This "man" should be sterilized for the betterment of society at large.
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He has already sterilized himself, more or less.
 
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maybe he is an AFC the a meaning average, i really dont think he is less sucesful then average, he seems fine. But why should you care? Even if he was the worst prospect in the world for picking up a girl, what does it matter? the measure of a great man is how he treats small men. So please Rollo tell us why this website was important enough to mention? are you trying to make fun of him?
 
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The website name is completely AFC but I read more in there and it doesn't seem like he's being totally AFC. I think he just wants something very specific which makes him picky.

But the website name is horrible.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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*shudders* the website name scares me most of all. plus, he's a christian...*shudders again*
 
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he looks afc, he talks afc, and him standing in front of his penis extending camaro (white trash symbol) is afc

he'll be useful as a stormtrooper...
 
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That is not a Camaro. That's a Corvette Stingray. It's a nice looking car.

C'mon, guys, this guy isn't the enemy. Yeah, he's a bit desperate - but you'd be too at 50-something if you've had the kind of luck (that is, slim to none) with women he seems to have had. His website name is horrible - but his mission statement isn't too bad afterall.

The main question I seem to get from women is: "What are you willing to do for a wife?". So, here's my best answer: I'm willing to be a Husband.
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That's a pretty good answer, actually.

Trust me, we've had people in much worse shape post on this forum (although I'm not sure if we've actually ever helped any of them)
 
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Originally posted by darthsidious
he looks afc, he talks afc, and him standing in front of his penis extending camaro (white trash symbol) is afc

he'll be useful as a stormtrooper...
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No offense, but Star Wars is for fags.

Those long, blazing phallic sabers...the S&M gimp suit Vader wears. Dont even get me started on the homo-erotic relationship between R2D2 and 3PO!

But hey, whatever floats your boat, fruitypants
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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indeed it is for fags, that's why when you were young when your daddy brought your uncle in his bedroom while playing empire strikes back, to this very day you still have images of your uncle humping away behind your dad's *******. you can even remember the thwump thwump sounds too as those at-at walkers are stomping on the ground in sync...

now go prop off that 1999 camaro off those wooden blocks and make fun of those 1980s jap cars still running while drinking beer and eating doritos for breakfast.
 
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Originally posted by Rollo Tomassi
I saw this AFC on CNN this morning holding up a sign that had "Will Work For A Wife.org" on a busy intersection and thought to myself, this is the logical extreme for the AFC. Here he is in the flesh, the Uber AFC, the guy who takes the Nice Guy role to it's ultimate conclusion. See hime and tremble.

http://www.willworkforawife.org/

This "man" should be sterilized for the betterment of society at large.
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While he seems to be a superAFC, I have to give him credit for sticking with his beliefs and ideals and not adjusting himself to fit what women want.
 
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I haven't been to Omaha in a while but the intersection he stands at is pretty popular. I figure he wouldn't need to do this for much longer especially now that he's been on national television. He may seem AFC now but I'm sure the national exposure will boost the confidence quite a bit. Think how you feel just from seeing a picture of yourself in the paper. Besides, I'm sure some women will try to meet him now just because he is famous.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What ever works

I am big believer in whatever works. I decided to stop being a touch guy, stop worrying what people think, and do ANYTHING to get laid. I have no shame at this point. Hell, I wish I would've thought of the idea. All this exposure... some woman will recognize him and go out with him just for the attention.

This guy is a chump for sure, but the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Of course, the women can't play the player. I ain't getting married, but I'll act like I am to get down those panties baby!
 
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Re: What ever works

Originally posted by everywomanshero
I am big believer in whatever works. I decided to stop being a touch guy, stop worrying what people think, and do ANYTHING to get laid. I have no shame at this point. Hell, I wish I would've thought of the idea. All this exposure... some woman will recognize him and go out with him just for the attention.

This guy is a chump for sure, but the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Of course, the women can't play the player. I ain't getting married, but I'll act like I am to get down those panties baby!
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That is the saddest pile of crap I've ever read. :down:
 
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Haha yea I didn't go that far with it, I was just talking about this specific case. Unfortunately for everywomanshero, doing "whatever works" will probably end him up with somebody else's throwaway trim...
 
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"However, I absolutely WILL NOT DATE a woman who is "needy" or "clingy" in any way." - That website


How Ironic!!!
 
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Re: What ever works

Originally posted by everywomanshero
I am big believer in whatever works. I decided to stop being a touch guy, stop worrying what people think, and do ANYTHING to get laid. I have no shame at this point. Hell, I wish I would've thought of the idea. All this exposure... some woman will recognize him and go out with him just for the attention.

This guy is a chump for sure, but the one eyed man is king in the land of the blind.

Of course, the women can't play the player. I ain't getting married, but I'll act like I am to get down those panties baby!
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Leave this subject to the real men, you desperate wuss.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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