"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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When a girl wants to kiss after she went down on you [advice]

Kiss a girl after she slobbed on your knob

  • yes

    Votes: 22 45.8%
  • no

    Votes: 14 29.2%
  • maybe

    Votes: 12 25.0%

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Depends on the girl. If it was my girl, of course. Whatever makes her hot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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undesputable

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Originally posted by salsipuedes
and i have been with many women who pull out from me and without thinking twice, start giving me a *******, i think its hot, maybe you dont.
yea i think thats really hot...when they get off your **** and they suck it and then go back in.

As far as the question goes i wouldnt mind kissing her after she went down on me, unless she still has *** in her mouth or all over her face.
 

diplomatic_lies

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Dude its your own d!ck, how dirty can it be? Your Lil Man is more fragile than your mouth.
 
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