"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

When a girl says hi to you and you simply say "Hi" back, it doesn't sound natural.

DJ4Real

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 6, 2005
Messages
942
Reaction score
0
Viper. You are seriously too pessimistic in your approach to this, You have to be positive with your thoughts in order to get to the next step. Do us a favor. Don't ever say " I can't do it " ever again. :cool:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

tyciol

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 8, 2005
Messages
136
Reaction score
0
Age
40
To convey a unique and powerful impression upon her offering her 'hi' you **** your hand towards her in a mocking point and then go 'YAAAAAAAAGHGHHH'
 

08aisaac

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 22, 2005
Messages
740
Reaction score
1
Age
36
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say.
I never want to let you down or have you go, it's better off this way.
For all the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took,
Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

What will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems?
(I'm not okay)
I told you time and time again you sing the words but don't know what it means
(I'm not okay)
To be a joke and look, another line without a hook
I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look!

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay
You wear me out

Forget about the dirty looks
The photographs your boyfriend took
You said you read me like a book, but the pages all are torn and frayed

I'm okay
I'm okay!
I'm okay, now
(I'm okay, now)

But you really need to listen to me
Because I'm telling you the truth
I mean this, I'm okay!
(Trust Me)

I'm not okay
I'm not okay
Well, I'm not okay
I'm not o-fu<king-kay
I'm not okay
I'm not okay



If you love that song, give me a HOOT HOOT

As for your prob.

Hi, *hug*, **can be high pitched, whiny *****.** lol.

Basically, you could of had fun at the party if you wanted. Was there alcohol? That is SOOO much fun, imo.

Atleast good music, and a chance, to be a pimp, class clown, whatever.

Basically, you set the pace, be the one, have fun.
 
Top