"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a girl ****-blocks u

antidonjuan

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This happens to me a few time now when an ugly girl talks sh*t about me in front of girls I try to game. When they do that, I seriously have no idea what to do, my mind freezes up and I try to defend myself.

These girls are so stupidly ugly and annoying.

guys?

(just realized that c*ck is not allowed here, lol)





antidonjuan ----------------------- donjuan
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ARrocket

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I'd go with something C&F....

I recently had a similar problem....although I wasn't interested in the girls.

Basically, just show them that you're not affected by her comments. You don't need the world's most brilliant comeback...
 

ChrizZ

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antidonjuan said:
This happens to me a few time now when an ugly girl talks sh*t about me in front of girls I try to game. When they do that, I seriously have no idea what to do, my mind freezes up and I try to defend myself.

These girls are so stupidly ugly and annoying.

guys?

(just realized that c*ck is not allowed here, lol)





antidonjuan ----------------------- donjuan
If it's a fat ugly girl just carry some bacon with you and then throw it in a dark corner.

That'll keep her occupied while you can continue gaming the set...
 

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"OH Nah UH! You did not just cut in front of the ladies like dat! Go wait your turn in time out." (Point to the sh!tter or the bench)
 
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