"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I could not find any reference to this situation with this girl I have who I want to bang. She is my second cousin and I have known her for many years. We lived together while in college with other roomates and never had any sexual encounters. She moved out about a year ago and we see each other once a month or so. My main question revolves around her laundry. She asked me if I would do her laundry for her one day and dropped the stuff off at my house. Included in the laundry were her panties, bras, etc. I did it for her. She comes over once in a while to talk. One day, she showed up unannounced, and we ended up sitting on my bed looking for places to rent. I had the laptop on my lap on the bed, and her leg was touching mine. I laid back and she started using the mouse pad on the computer that was right by my crotch area. I felt like she was sending me a message. Another time she came over and we were sitting at opposite ends of the couch. We started talking about roulette and she scooted over to show me how to play on her phone... rubbing up against my arm and leg sort of leaning in to show me. I don't know about this one. Maybe you guys need more info... I am just trying to figure out if I can bang her, but she is my second cousin (not related at all) and if I mess up and make a move or read her wrong, I am afraid I will be embarrassed every time we go to family stuff... or maybe she will tell someone in the family. Please advise.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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panamericantraveller said:
I could not find any reference to this situation with this girl I have who I want to bang. She is my second cousin and I have known her for many years. We lived together while in college with other roomates and never had any sexual encounters. She moved out about a year ago and we see each other once a month or so. My main question revolves around her laundry. She asked me if I would do her laundry for her one day and dropped the stuff off at my house. Included in the laundry were her panties, bras, etc. I did it for her. She comes over once in a while to talk. One day, she showed up unannounced, and we ended up sitting on my bed looking for places to rent. I had the laptop on my lap on the bed, and her leg was touching mine. I laid back and she started using the mouse pad on the computer that was right by my crotch area. I felt like she was sending me a message. Another time she came over and we were sitting at opposite ends of the couch. We started talking about roulette and she scooted over to show me how to play on her phone... rubbing up against my arm and leg sort of leaning in to show me. I don't know about this one. Maybe you guys need more info... I am just trying to figure out if I can bang her, but she is my second cousin (not related at all) and if I mess up and make a move or read her wrong, I am afraid I will be embarrassed every time we go to family stuff... or maybe she will tell someone in the family. Please advise.

You sniffed your cousins panties before tossing them in the wash didn't you. :yes: Don't lie to us Cletus.
 

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Fundamentally speaking, put a halt on the desire to fück your relatives. Unless she's paying you, stop the laundry washing as well.
 
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She is not related, it is not really a cousin. OK... so, no, I had the self-control to sustain my panty sniffing desires... pretty funny joke though.

What is the deal with the asking a guy to do her laundry? I am thinking it is one of two things (1) She wants to bang me. or (2) She trusts me (not to sniff her panties or (3) She wanted me to sniff her panties.

She asked me to share an apartment with her (another detail I didn't add). This was the same episode where she was using the mousepad on the computer when my penis was mere inches away. We were on my bed, and she moved closer. Often times our eyes lock and she looks like she wants to **** me.


What I am asking for is advice on "warm plays" to use to make a move on her... see if she reads into it. I know I should be direct, but being that our families are very close, I do not want to get everybody talking in the family, even though I do not think she is the type to talk. I am 30 she is 26. She always asks about my girlfriend when she comes over too. And I ask about her relationship and she says "It's OK" and does not really ever elaborate on anything. She always has a minor bad thing to say about her boyfriend, but looks me in the eyes, and plays with her hair. I hope this gives more phyc info for you psychoanalytical types.

Thanks
 

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I would say

"Sure I will do your laundry".

Then I would urinate on her pile of clothes when she isn't looking.

Leave the premises.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That was the dumbest thing I've heard all night Malice... too dumb to analyze a situation? Gotta make a joke because you don't know wtf to do in this situation... that explains why never in the history of the Internet, has the "what does it mean if a hot chick you think wants to bang you asks you to do her laundry?" question that has plagued man for so long. Let's see if you come up with something of substance.
 

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panamericantraveller said:
That was the dumbest thing I've heard all night Malice... too dumb to analyze a situation? Gotta make a joke because you don't know wtf to do in this situation... that explains why never in the history of the Internet, has the "what does it mean if a hot chick you think wants to bang you asks you to do her laundry?" question that has plagued man for so long. Let's see if you come up with something of substance.

I really would do that. Because if a girl asks you to do laundry and you accept, it's like you are her b!tch. Show her you are the man and won't put up with it.
 
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