when a girl asks what she is on a scale of 1-10

[icallug]

yeah what should i say to a girl when she asks me what i think she is on a scale of 1-10. is there any good c+f comments to say to that, or should i just say what she really is.

 

[xanderbaz]

Ten... (wait for a second)... minus.
Negative googleplex. (Then she asks what a googleplex is... It's a hundred to a power of google (a number consisting of 100 zeroes). Mind-numbing geekness, but it seems to work with girls.

I'll come up with more. Improvize on spot, though. It seems to work for me.

 

[Salacious D]

The c in E=mc2. Only say that if she is really, really hot though.

(c=186,000 miles per second, the speed of light)

 

[Dr. Evil]

Dude, dont say any of that dumb nerdy shyt. just say your a 10 or your hot or something

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Dude, dont say any of that dumb nerdy shyt. just say your a 10 or your hot or something

Wtf!? Why would you do that?

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by Dr. Evil
Dude, dont say any of that dumb nerdy shyt. just say your a 10 or your hot or something

Yea, why the phuck would you say that? You COULD give her a 8 but then tell her that you get a 10, cause youre such a sexy bytch.

 

[Mr. Latte]

Tell her that she'd be a 10 if she'd stand further from you, because even the best sculpture looks bad next to The Pieta.

 

[BWSL2]

Give her a 3. Say it so she knows you're joking. Sarcastically say things like "well, if you'd shave the mustache, pierce your tongue, dye your hair pink, etc..." or something like that. Have fun with it. She better know you're joking though.

 

[Big Pimpin']

If shes hot give her a 5 if shes ugly give her a 2. Thats what I told these girls that asked me that. Dont give these attention wh0res compliments.

 

[sublime]

nah nah... there's a much smoother way to go about it

her: sublime, what am i on a scale of 1-10?
sublime: hmm.. i'd say a 10, but more of a crazy nine.
her: crazy nine?

^^^ deeming shes hot and thats close to what she wants to here, you can take it anywhere. an example (would work well with me cuz people know me as playful and a ballbuster)

sublime: yea, (C&F: ON) maybe if u did somethin 'bout that hair, you'd become a 10. and no im not talkin bout the hairs on your head.

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Originally posted by Mr. Latte
Tell her that she'd be a 10 if she'd stand further from you, because even the best sculpture looks bad next to The Pieta.

I think Mr Latte has it



anyways there's different things you should say to different girls. You know what I mean. If a shy girl was to say it, you mightn't get anywhere if you say "a 3 ahahahaha". But then again an attention wh0re might think "wow does this guy like me or not? I wanna find out". If it's a stoopid/clever bítch then you could go with the googleplex thing...u guys know what I talkin bout (i hope)

BTW wtf is the pieta? I'd go with something a girl might actually know...

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

http://www.traditio.com/holycard/pieta.jpg

 

[Mr. Latte]

Just because I'm the new guy doesn't mean I'm not a DJ...I know my stuff

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Originally posted by Mr. Latte
Just because I'm the new guy doesn't mean I'm not a DJ...I know my stuff

yeah you know what the pieta is

BTW how do you say it? Is it pee-eta? or p-yeta?
I wanna say it to sumone now

 

[IamtheRemedy]

no , what u do is say a 6

then she'll get mad and b like . . ."oooo, i thought u said outta 5"

i did it one time, its not very good , but its all i could think of and it seemed to work

 

[oreo_renegade]

why even answer?

her: "what am i on a scale of 1-10?"
me: " obviously insecure? I dont like girls who care about what other people think, if I thought you were somehing low, would i be here with you?"


^^ more of a "grounded" me



her:"what am i on a scale of 1-10?"
me:"how the hell should i know, like i pay that much attention to you "

^^ more C&F

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

Re: why even answer?

Originally posted by oreo_renegade
her: "what am i on a scale of 1-10?"
me: " obviously insecure? I dont like girls who care about what other people think, if I thought you were somehing low, would i be here with you?"


^^ more of a "grounded" me



her:"what am i on a scale of 1-10?"
me:"how the hell should i know, like i pay that much attention to you "

^^ more C&F

I don't like the first one, cause tbh I dont like to at least give the impression that if a girl was ugly I wouldn't touch her(even though it's the truth).


I like the second one though

I dont like your one though remedy...very afc'ish.


Girl - what do you think I am out of 10 (insecure bítch out of 10)
Guy- 6 (the truth)
Girl - (angry) WHAT?! (This guy is a jerk)
Guy- Oh I thought you mean out of 5 (my ass)
Girl - awww (haha what a little bítch, i'm gonna enjoy playing with him for a while)

 

[dip]

Tell her shes a 10...on a scale of 1-100

 

[oreo_renegade]

Re: Re: why even answer?

Originally posted by Ronny_Neumonic II
i dont like the first one

The first one was for a moment like you and her making out, or getting ready to fvck or whatever.

in such a mood where its all lovey romantic stuff, where you dont want to get her out of the "horny" by laughing like a jackass at her face.


Also your tone of voice GREATLY determines how it works.

If shes an insecure ho, and is sitting there wondering "why is he with me...Ill ask him what he rates me"



and then you call her out on her BS, and then reassure her, itll work better then just saying "oh your a ten"


and then you can shut her lips witha kiss.


of course if its some noisy party and everyone laughing or playing some group game "rate- a-buddy" and you say the first one, peopel will look at you like "wtf is he on?"

 

[Eventide]

"Lets just say that I'll be thinking of you tonight while I'm laying in bed with the jergins in one of my hands."

and after that, stare at here really oddly and breath heavy