"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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When a chic asks "What would you like to know?"

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This is a DJ line and she's using it on me. I asked her to tell me about herself and she goes

"what would you like to know?"

This is a line a DJ uses to a girl not the other way around.. so what's the perfect reply to this?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Hmm depends
Maybe something ****y and funny like
Hey i dont want to know all your lifestory you arent that cute or something like that :/ there should be better replies

Or something sexual to get her in the mood but only when you build up a good rapport and it really depends on you, the conversation, the girl and what you want to do with her ;)
 

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answer: "bikini, thong, or regular?"

add: "don't like, you look like a grandma type of girl."
 
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The 'do you give your boobs names' question I just saw in a different thread would be funny...Appropriate, I don't know.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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microzogd said:
You can say

"Something that doesn't bore me"
Yeah, then you can come back here and ask, "I tried some ****y/dumb-a$s I learned here, and now she won't return my calls. Please help me!"
 

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hmmm

really?

i think if i smiled and laughed or with a smirk then said it, it would be funny. Then followed it up with a "no.....no.....im only joking" "what i really wanted to know is ......."
 

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Try Neil Strauss's qualifying routine: "Well, I think beauty these days is common...I try to look deeper...so tell me 3 things about yourself that would make me want to get to know you more...and none of them can be about your looks".
 

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Kingpin SkinnyPimp said:
This is a DJ line and she's using it on me. I asked her to tell me about herself and she goes

"what would you like to know?"

This is a line a DJ uses to a girl not the other way around.. so what's the perfect reply to this?

Come on guys, help him out. This is a good question.

I would ask her some specific questions. What she does on the weekends for fun, what does she study, what music she likes, etc. Find something in common with her so you can bond. Don't just act like you want to get into her pants.

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I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love.
 

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Are you single?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Guitar_Whizz said:
Try Neil Strauss's qualifying routine: "Well, I think beauty these days is common...I try to look deeper...so tell me 3 things about yourself that would make me want to get to know you more...and none of them can be about your looks".
Nice but it sounds too much like an interview. Staying with the concept I'd ask her to tell me something about herself that she wouldn't tell her best friend.
 

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you wanna fuk?

i have a huge coc.k

that always work.

mode one baby
 
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lol... I made this thread thinking it would die into nothingness.. I come back from a nap and I have all these replies.
 
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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Nice but it sounds too much like an interview. Staying with the concept I'd ask her to tell me something about herself that she wouldn't tell her best friend.

That's it? Hmm.. I may have to go with this one..
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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.....how about...

Tell me about yourself....
HER: What would you like to know?
YOU: What would you like to tell me?or What would you want me to know about you?
HER:.......

Just focus the question back at her.
 

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depends on the type of girl and the situation but play, it be ****y and funny
 

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j0n024 said:
.....how about...

Tell me about yourself....
HER: What would you like to know?
YOU: What would you like to tell me?or What would you want me to know about you?
HER:.......

Just focus the question back at her.
I agree with this approach. Keep her doing the qualifying.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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