Whats your response to...

[Ar7]

Re: Re: Whats your response to...

I like Starman's and Kodiac's reply:

I am gonna combine both of them and create an ultimate destructor. This is just for fun, don't expect any good results form it, you will probably come off as the biggest jerk in the world and get slapped in the process.


HER: Stop staring at my boobs
ME: umm is that hair, *staring even closer at her boobs*
ME: no I think you got extra nipple *squeeze squeeze*
ME: *pretending to talk to her boobs* OH quit it already *then looking up at her* Tell your Boobs to stop Staring at me (thx to starman)
ME: umm second though Boobs, WHAT boobs ? (thx to kodiac)

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by killerasp
Whats your response to a girl that says, "stop staring at my boobs"? I had a friend tell me that yesterday. She was wearing a low cut top but i wasnt staring at her boobs at that time. I know she will say that again, so what would you say to her?

And you guys think I am an attention w-hore?!

Simple response:

"if you didn't want my attention, don't get around with your t-its hanging out of your top. Besides, it's not like they are anything new to me, I've been perving at you for ages anyway."

 

[isotope]

"i wasnt looking at your boobs, i was looking at your vagina."

"i was just wondering who is your surgeon."

"you know, a bra can do alot to reduce the sagging that comes with age"

 

[Imbrondir]

Clearly an attention ***** - or hitting on you with her C&F
So she should be treated as one.

1. Laugh

2.
a) <Making a really sarcastic voice>
"*wee* Look at me, I need attention"

b) <Serious look, annoyed voice>
"Does this always work?"
- what -
"Trying to pick up men, by telling them not to stare at your boobs"

c) <Serious look, annoyed voice>
"Oh, typical women"
- what -
"Trying to hit on men, by getting attention to their body. Is there no women left with some dignity/personality"

 

[legolas]

Originally posted by b's nuts
try, "you just got me curious, show me and I'll stop"

or

her "stop staring at my boobs"
you "quite, im busy" (continue staring)

I like this one.

Here's another one with the same theme:

her: "stop staring at my boobs"
you: "Shhhhht (put index finger on the lips) They're talking to me"

But yes kodiack's reply does take the cake