Whats your response to...

[killerasp]

Whats your response to a girl that says, "stop staring at my boobs"? I had a friend tell me that yesterday. She was wearing a low cut top but i wasnt staring at her boobs at that time. I know she will say that again, so what would you say to her?

 

[Starman]

tell her "Tell your Boobs to stop Staring at ME!"

 

[stormwriter]

BUST ON HER. The dumb biyatch is wearing a low cut dress - what does she expect?! What a stupid woman. I hate when chicks do that. They get the implants to get more attention from men, then they get mad that we look at them. Or in your case, they were the low cut shirts and get mad at us for looking.

I would have definitely given her s**t about it. DO IT NEXT TIME. Put her in her place.

 

[killerasp]

Originally posted by Starman
tell her "Tell your Boobs to stop Staring at ME!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. God, that would be freaking hilarious.

 

[( . )( . )]

you love it

 

[DarkfalconIV]

Thats gay.

My response

"Oh I'm sorry. If you were staring at my crotch I wouldn't have minded. Just following the Golden Rule."

thas a winner or

Look deep into her eyes. and hold eye contact. Your not looking at boobs then are ya?

 

[Starman]

Storm writer..we all know thats just ******** for "Please stare at my Boobs!"

she is being C/F..now its killers turn to be C/F back..

I dont think she was saying it to be a byatch..unless he had his face buried in her chest

 

[killerasp]

Originally posted by Starman
Storm writer..we all know thats just ******** for "Please stare at my Boobs!"

she is being C/F..now its killers turn to be C/F back..

I dont think she was saying it to be a byatch..unless he had his face buried in her chest

she is such a flirt but that comment really caught me off guard.

 

[Kodiac]

"Boobs, WHAT boobs ?"

 

[killerasp]

Originally posted by Kodiac
"Boobs, WHAT boobs ?"

OOHhhhh.....snap.

thats a good neg-hit. hahahaha.

 

[WaterTiger]

You really want to screw with her head? Tell her one boob looks smaller than the other...but not to worry, maybe it's only an optical illusion.

She'll be freaking for DAYS!

 

[Player_Supreme]

1. "why, I'm trying to see if they will talk to me"
2. "sorry but they are speaking a whole nuther language too me"
3. "don't show em off if you don't want the attention'
4. " Sorry, but dam they look so good"
5. "You know I must oppologize for my wandering eyes, but can you blame me?"
6. " ****, girl, I know you can't be serious, cause those titties are yelling at me in they own language"
7. "got milk?"

 

[falloutboy]

i'd do the innocent "look away and whistle" then slowly (and intentionally) roll them back to the boob region, but Kodiac's reply takes the cake

 

[Atratus]

Like Kodiac's:

Sure! (puzzled searching look) If i could just find them...

or:

Sorry! I must've mistaken them for somebody else's.

 

[Walden]

Boobs!?!? I was looking at your fat a**!

 

[dionysius_d]

"Isn't that why you're wearing such a top... to attract deviots like me??"

 

[InLawsHateMe]

If you know her really well, this works everytime!
...Just say...

"MOMMY! ....*make baby sucking noises* ala from the movie Liar Liar

 

[seloifter]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
If you know her really well, this works everytime!
...Just say...

"MOMMY! ....*make baby sucking noises* ala from the movie Liar Liar

You say "works every time" but how many times have you used it and had it work?

 

[b's nuts]

try, "you just got me curious, show me and I'll stop"

or

her "stop staring at my boobs"
you "quite, im busy" (continue staring)

 

[ryoshi]

Originally posted by killerasp
"stop staring at my boobs"

Turn her around or go to the back of her and start staring at her booty as if it's business as usual.