"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats your Penis size?

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Ok fella's.....I am going to commit social sucide here and tell you my penis size.

I am overweight and asian (dont mean to be racist to my own kind)

My penis is 4 1/2 inches fully erect.

There, I said it.

Yep.

:rockon:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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cool..
 

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What is this supposed to accomplish?

No one cares to know this kind of stuff about each other. At least I know I don't.
 
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michaelhctam said:
Ok fella's.....I am going to commit social sucide here and tell you my penis size.

I am overweight and asian (dont mean to be racist to my own kind)

My penis is 4 1/2 inches fully erect.

There, I said it.

Yep.

:rockon:
AHHAAHAH a girl's p&ssy is around 4 inches so I think your good you can always use ur finger/tongue. I'm half Jap and my d*ck is 6.5-7 thank god!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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is it me or is it getting hot in here?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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your only 17. Your penis stops growing around 20. Increasing your test will increase your size. Get in shape now.
 

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ValleyDJing said:
this thread is homo.
I find this a very BONDING experiance, HAHAHA

Ok that was immature, come on people! Dont be so insecure with yourselves let yourselves go! Free!
 

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WHY DO yoU wANT TO KNOW?!!?!


i Mean dude i got 6.75 but what does that help you? it only means i will smash your girl better than you can.. so how does that benefit you?>
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oxide said:
WHY DO yoU wANT TO KNOW?!!?!


i Mean dude i got 6.75 but what does that help you? it only means i will smash your girl better than you can.. so how does that benefit you?>
I love how you still had to get your stats in there then make it seem like its dumb for everyone else to put theirs. haha!
 

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Did you really have to start a new thread for this? There's only 30 other penis threads already...

Anyhow, I think you're screwed. Anything under 5" is unacceptable to most girls these days. I'm not saying you can't do the job physiologically...but psychologically girls prefer a bigger trophy dik that they can brag to their gf's about.

Most would regard around 7" (give or take some) as an opitmum ideal between big enough but not too big. That size can slightly stretch her sugarwalls and ligghtly pound her cervix, while maintaining contact with her c1it for most women. Remember, most American women are not particularly toned down there. Although, a short dik is fine for just bangin' her G-spot and anal.
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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