"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

What's wrong with the "search" function?

godofanxiety

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 27, 2007
Messages
127
Reaction score
2
I enter a keyword that I know it exists and the result is "no matches". I then find the thread that contains it on my own and the repeated search shows it. Only the thread I've visited on my own. The keyword is valid and longer than 4 letters and bound to have been discussed. Am I mad?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
It will be fixed soon. Some things were taken down and disrupted when SS was switching servers, but there was an issue an it will be a bit longer until the new server is up and running.
 

katatonia

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Oct 26, 2009
Messages
256
Reaction score
6
The search function is broken.

The only good threads on this board are old, and I need to find them.

Whenever I try to search a keyword it finds no results. Someone fix it please.
 

godofanxiety

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 27, 2007
Messages
127
Reaction score
2
mpimpin said:
It will be fixed soon. Some things were taken down and disrupted when SS was switching servers, but there was an issue an it will be a bit longer until the new server is up and running.
Cool, thanks.
 
Top