"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What's Up with The Nicknames?

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SharinganUser

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I have always been curious about how some of these "famous" pick up artists came about getting their alias. Some of them are just really out there. Can someone tell me?

Heck, while we're at it. Why did you pick your user name?

I picked mine because I am a fan of anime and I want to become such a DJ that all I would have to do is look a hot woman in the eyes and they would be under my spell. If you watch Naruto, you would understand that.

What's the story behind the one that you picked?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Back when I was at Maryland, there used to be hundreds of squirrels which ran around campus and fed on students' dropped food. We used to joke about their carefree life of gathering nuts and fvcking.

I logged onto a forum my friend was on and used that name so he'd know it was me. Since then I used it pretty much everywhere.

I know where yours is from...which knocks me up about 6 points on the geek scale.
 
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I know where yours is from...which knocks me up about 6 points on the geek scale.



Sorry, I had no intention of knocking you up... on the geek scale.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Columbus Myth

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mines pretty simple

ive always wanted my social life to be "novel" quality

i have always loved the word myth for some many different reasons mostly because it (in my opinion) is kind of mysterious

plus Columbus is my HS so

The Columbus Myth
 
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Well I'll add to THIS thread, too lazy to click the link


Last name starts with stas

Kid called me stazmanian devil

It got shortened to staz

you'll also see me places as "staz nasty" because in kindegarten and stuff, people used to change my last name to stuff like nasty, schnazzy and stuff. I guess my last name (pronounced st-ass-nee) sounds like it? lol idk
 
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