"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hooked up w/ a long time friend last night, not real close friends though. After making out on the couch, she gave me the maybe we shouldn't it might be akward speech. Few more kisses and she relented.

After I came the first time, she wanted more. I got semi, enuff to go for round 2, she told me to go slow, this kinda made me go soft a couple of times, but did some tricks to get it hard again. We went at it for a long time, sweating away. Anyways, after a while, she tells me that she wants me to cumm in her. I did. I don't know if she is on the pill or not. (I think it may have been a way for her to try get me harder, she was a real trooper cuz she wanted more)

It was almost 9AM by now, and she was worried her kids were going to wake up soon, so she wanted me to leave, and as a single father I understand.

She walked me to the door, kissed me, and started to saying something but stopped. She was more less gonna say that she wanted us not to tell anyone.

What do you think the cumming in her mean? Even w/ good sex, do you think the friend factor will cause her not to pursue it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by MacAvoy
Hooked up w/ a long time friend last night, not real close friends though. After making out on the couch, she gave me the maybe we shouldn't it might be akward speech. Few more kisses and she relented.

After I came the first time, she wanted more. I got semi, enuff to go for round 2, she told me to go slow, this kinda made me go soft a couple of times, but did some tricks to get it hard again. We went at it for a long time, sweating away. Anyways, after a while, she tells me that she wants me to cumm in her. I did. I don't know if she is on the pill or not. (I think it may have been a way for her to try get me harder, she was a real trooper cuz she wanted more)

It was almost 9AM by now, and she was worried her kids were going to wake up soon, so she wanted me to leave, and as a single father I understand.

She walked me to the door, kissed me, and started to saying something but stopped. She was more less gonna say that she wanted us not to tell anyone.

What do you think the cumming in her mean? Even w/ good sex, do you think the friend factor will cause her not to pursue it?
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You had sex with her. She just probably thought you would just enjoy yourself more by doing that.

Either way, you had sex with her. What else is there to analyze?:confused:
 
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WHOA im only 18 ....I don't cumm in girlz

you got me stumped!!
 
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Maybe she just like the sticky, I couldnt tell you though, as I have never *** in a girl
 
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I'm not really sure what your are trying to analyze here. She must like it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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That's either really FVcking nasty...

or the best piece of SAFE as.s i've ever heard about!
 
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you're a WUSS!!

if she let you *** in her it means on of two things...
1. She wants you to be the father of her next kid and get married...
2. She is on a pill or whatever

I hope for nr. 2 for you sake!





Sasha - I did it my way
 
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Originally posted by MacAvoy


What do you think the cumming in her mean? Even w/ good sex, do you think the friend factor will cause her not to pursue it?
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It means you're about to contribute to the pool of uneducated masses who my taxes will have to support because you're all too retarded to use birth control.
 
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The only time a girl has ever asked me to *** in her, they were on birth control. There are some fvcked up girls out there but I'm willing to be she is on the pill. A lot of girls like you to *** in them - and they know you like it too so it turns them on.

I wouldn't over-analyze it. It's just sex. But for your sake, I hope she's on the pill. I'd rather have a clingy, obsessive girl than alimony.

~Sloopy
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Sasha
you're a WUSS!!

if she let you *** in her it means on of two things...
1. She wants you to be the father of her next kid and get married...
2. She is on a pill or whatever

I hope for nr. 2 for you sake!





Sasha - I did it my way
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Why even bother posting sasha?

I've had 3 girls saying that they get off when I *** in their pvssy, I've cummed in 2 of them and none is pregnant. Means it can be true huh?
 
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What do you think the cumming in her mean?
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Sorry to be so honest, but it means your a dumb a##.

Your going to spew into a chick - and you have no idea whether she is:-

1) clean
2) taking birth control.

And I wonder why you have kids.

Not only that, this b#tch is a ho bag..... The "cvm in me" line is the oldest line in the book... that and "Take off the rubber, it just feels so much better"....

get a grip.
 
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She could be a psycho ***** for all you know :woo:


Entrapment?
 
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Congrat Daddy! buy some diper, you have another kid on the way.

you better wish she was not ovulate.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by MacAvoy
Hooked up w/ a long time friend last night, not real close friends though. After making out on the couch, she gave me the maybe we shouldn't it might be akward speech. Few more kisses and she relented.

After I came the first time, she wanted more. I got semi, enuff to go for round 2, she told me to go slow, this kinda made me go soft a couple of times, but did some tricks to get it hard again. We went at it for a long time, sweating away. Anyways, after a while, she tells me that she wants me to cumm in her. I did. I don't know if she is on the pill or not. (I think it may have been a way for her to try get me harder, she was a real trooper cuz she wanted more)

It was almost 9AM by now, and she was worried her kids were going to wake up soon, so she wanted me to leave, and as a single father I understand.

She walked me to the door, kissed me, and started to saying something but stopped. She was more less gonna say that she wanted us not to tell anyone.

What do you think the cumming in her mean? Even w/ good sex, do you think the friend factor will cause her not to pursue it?
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Guy, what are you an idiot?

Just because you can have sex does not mean you should.

There should be some kind of laws against stupid people engaging in this.
 
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