"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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What's this girl's deal?

nan3109

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This girl goes to school with me. I don't know if she likes me or hates me. Try to interpert her ******** for me if you could! It's really interesting because she's drunk and alot more direct.

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LoseMeReznor: hymmm
alphaguy1984: go
LoseMeReznor: yes
alphaguy1984: whhoops
LoseMeReznor: you are too buff for me
LoseMeReznor: mmm kay
alphaguy1984: thanks........... i think
LoseMeReznor: hanks
LoseMeReznor: and what am i
alphaguy1984: not to buff for booty call allison
LoseMeReznor: ?
alphaguy1984: she's on her way over tonight again for a fourth round
alphaguy1984: i just hope i havent caught anything
LoseMeReznor: that's good for youy
LoseMeReznor: good thins you are getting ****ed
LoseMeReznor: cuz i dojt fucing care
LoseMeReznor: **** every chick
LoseMeReznor: everywher
alphaguy1984: haha
LoseMeReznor: cuz i cna't **** for a ****ing dime
alphaguy1984: i cant find love
LoseMeReznor: **** love
LoseMeReznor: love doesn't exis
alphaguy1984: exactly
LoseMeReznor: exist
LoseMeReznor: ever
LoseMeReznor: EVWER
LoseMeReznor: EVER

LoseMeReznor: NEVER
alphaguy1984: the girls im attracted to are the slutty ones, because i like the porn star look
alphaguy1984: and the porn star girls OBVIOUSLY (duh!!) arent the relationship worthy ones
LoseMeReznor: EEEEEEEEEEW

alphaguy1984: ha
LoseMeReznor: and i'm ot attracted to the dudes that look like you
LoseMeReznor: mm
alphaguy1984: i kno
LoseMeReznor: going to sleep now
LoseMeReznor: mmmkzy
alphaguy1984: because i look like a chipmunk
alphaguy1984: :)
LoseMeReznor: NO

LoseMeReznor: shut uo
alphaguy1984: i love you too hun
LoseMeReznor: you dont look like a shipmunk
alphaguy1984: ;-)
LoseMeReznor: i dont lofe anyone
LoseMeReznor: **** LOVE
alphaguy1984: i love you... as a FRIEND!
alphaguy1984: nothing more
LoseMeReznor: LOVE IS A RETARDED EMOTION

alphaguy1984: teehee
LoseMeReznor: **** IT TO HELL

alphaguy1984: well you can always cry on my shoulder, ill be there for ya
alphaguy1984: ;-)
alphaguy1984: hahah
LoseMeReznor: i need to lsep
alphaguy1984: i kno
LoseMeReznor: and barf some more
alphaguy1984: feel better babe
LoseMeReznor: ok
LoseMeReznor: i'm leaving now
LoseMeReznor: bte
LoseMeReznor: bye
alphaguy1984: bye
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Love doesn't exist to her because she has been horing with dudes and they left her after the deed was done!!!

Not too much to interpret - she is simply a ho!!!! Do what men do with hors!!!
 

thefonz

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This ones a gem, hold on to her:rolleyes: .......sounds like she'd stalk and threaten you like Jariel's ex if you were to ever get involved with her.....go find a positive chick who hasn't been beaten down by the backhand of life and can actually learn to appreciate being with a guy
 

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sounds like shes had a rough little love life so far
 
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