"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whats this FrEaKiN song caLLed???

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i was browsing around friendster when i seen this girls page...its bad quality and i think theres another song in the backround but...

http://www.friendster.com/bulily

what is this freakin song called??? i know its french...i been wanting to know the title for months!!! help a brother out?!?

its the dance song and it goes..."mYYYa hEEE MYYYa HUUU MYYYa hAAA MYYYa HAA HAA"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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how is it afc? i dont understand it but it sounds cool! i thought it was french...oh well.... thanks a lot man!
 
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no prob. if you don't understand the lyrics, you're better off that way. ;)

cute malai chick.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
DDT is an awesome song. Too bad it's a gay anthem.
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