ChalengeGuyFan
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I think you can imagine the level of horniness involved 
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Whats the weirdest place you've ever jerked it?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Prodigy746
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lol one time i went out of town for work ... we worked like 3 days of hard work with barely and brakes. When we did get brakes it was to sleep 2-3 hrs than get back to work.
Anyway on my way home i couldnt wait to get home to release some stress from that week , i stopped at a Lowes parking lot where there was no cars and jerked it in the car. Only took like 30 seconds though since i was so horny . Mind you this was at like 1pm and the store was open. I could see people coming and going from their cars while i was doing it..
Anyway on my way home i couldnt wait to get home to release some stress from that week , i stopped at a Lowes parking lot where there was no cars and jerked it in the car. Only took like 30 seconds though since i was so horny . Mind you this was at like 1pm and the store was open. I could see people coming and going from their cars while i was doing it..
seek&destroy
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In the back of a bus on the highway at 2am. Heading from Hamilton to Mississauga lol.
Ken785
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Desert Fox
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lol jesus freak talking about molesting kids hahahaahjacob said:
THE IRONY IS KILLING ME!!!
no crazy jerk stories for me. some of ou guys are freaks lmfao but hilarious ****!!!
During a babysitting gig at their house when I was younger. Back then in the mid 90's there was no stream porn available on the internet but they did however show dirty movies on cable tv without the box late at night.
Even if you didn't have the box you could have still watched the channel and seen the blured images of people having sex. Sometimes late at night they would even show you the last 10 mins of the movie for free and for some reason that night they showed almost half the movie for free. So you see if you give a 15 year old who was deprived of porn, access to porn then he is going to have to watch it.
Its a good thing that kid went to sleep early, I did feel like a sick fvck afterwards for jerking off while technically still considered working and then have his parents pay me money at the end of the night and asking me if I had fun?!
Even if you didn't have the box you could have still watched the channel and seen the blured images of people having sex. Sometimes late at night they would even show you the last 10 mins of the movie for free and for some reason that night they showed almost half the movie for free. So you see if you give a 15 year old who was deprived of porn, access to porn then he is going to have to watch it.
Its a good thing that kid went to sleep early, I did feel like a sick fvck afterwards for jerking off while technically still considered working and then have his parents pay me money at the end of the night and asking me if I had fun?!
sageproduct
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Dude I definitely did the back of the car one during a family vacation too when I was like 12. And also in a hotel room while my dad was on the computer. Haha also at my parents' restaurant when we had it, these were all during my middle school years.
Not in a weird place, but when I was younger I used to place my porno mags all around the floor of the bathroom while I was sitting on the toilet knocking one out. I would have my favorite girls pages open and looking up at me.
Anyway I remember being alone in the house and after I had finished I must have went downstairs for something, not long after one of my friends called round for me and yep you guessed it, I forgot all about my floor of porn and went out with my friend.
I came back late that evening, got into bed and felt something under the covers. Yes my stash of porn in a neat little pile. I was embarrassed to **** the next morning when I came down for breakfast but no one said a word. I still to this day don't know who, out of my Mum, Dad or Sis found my display and put it back in my bed for me.
Anyway I remember being alone in the house and after I had finished I must have went downstairs for something, not long after one of my friends called round for me and yep you guessed it, I forgot all about my floor of porn and went out with my friend.
I came back late that evening, got into bed and felt something under the covers. Yes my stash of porn in a neat little pile. I was embarrassed to **** the next morning when I came down for breakfast but no one said a word. I still to this day don't know who, out of my Mum, Dad or Sis found my display and put it back in my bed for me.